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[pepepepen]

I never knew that having breakfast made for someone would be so good! I don't think I've ever had food like that anyway back in Pastalia! Touma, why aren't you a professional? Why aren't you a chef?! I'd hire you in a second! I need to repay for this, I need to do something in return!

[Actually cooking things is going to be radically difficult

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[Voice] 1/???

[kamiyandisease]

Eh? Oh, you're welcome-- [Waaaait a minute.]

[Voice] 2/???

[kamiyandisease]

[DID SHE JUST... DECLARE THAT PUBLICLY?]

Um, um... Cloche-san, I think you forgot to put a filter for this--!

[Voice] 3/???

[kamiyandisease]

But there's no need for repayment, I'm perfectly fine with--

[Voice] 4/???

[kamiyandisease]

[BUT WAIT. A sudden chill goes up Touma's spine. He's getting one of those Bad Feelings That Bad Situations Are Bound To Happen in a Very Bad Way(tm).]

[Voice] 5/???

[kamiyandisease]

... Don't tell that she's going to actually attempt cooking for me!? This could be a world wide crisis! No, it could be even bigger than World War III! I have a feeling that she hasn't even been near a stove in her entire life!!!

[Voice] 6/???

[kamiyandisease]

Cloche-saaaaan... If you're in a kitchen at the moment, I would highly advise you to step out of it.

[Voice] 7/???

[kamiyandisease]

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY IN THERE! YOU MIGHT CREATE A HORRIBLE CREATURE LIKE IN THOSE HORROR MOVIES!!!

[Voice] DONE

[kamiyandisease]

IF YOU BURN DOWN THIS VILLAGE, I'M GOING TO REALLY ANGRY AT YOU, YOU IDIOT PRINCESS!!!!

[Voice] LMFAO so hard right now this was amazing

[pepepepen]

[WHAT. B(]

I didn't mean for a filter to be on for one, I think everyone should know how great you are, and I'll be fine! I've made plenty of things before in Sasha's shop AND in Spica's shop and they were all just fine! [...sort of. SORT OF fine.] I won't burn down the village, and I'm not an idiot princess!

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[kamiyandisease]

[ffff turning red] I-I thank you for that, but you're giving me too much credit! And I'm still not sure if I should leave you in a kitchen unattended!

... What exactly are you planning to cook, anyway?

[Voice] IT WAS THE BEST THING TO PRETTY MUCH WAKE UP TO

[pepepepen]

I'm not giving you too much credit at all! You're getting precisely what has been given to me is all!

S-something simple so I don't mess it up! [--"too badly" is what should be at the end of this. She's trying at least.]

[Voice]

[kamiyandisease]

... Something simple? Like maybe a bento or something? [MAYBE SHE COULD FEED TO HIM WHILE LAYING ON HER LAP-- no, no. He would never get a wonderful flag like that.]

Even if you do mess up, I'll still eat since you worked really hard to make it.

[Voice]

[pepepepen]

[...:| maybe. But that's only if he can live through her cooking.] Bento...? I don't know what that is. But no, not that. Something else. And... um, I don't think you'd want some of the experiments from before. It has to be perfected before I'd feed it to anyone. [Except maybe Croix. Too bad she doesn't have a guinea pig here.]

[Voice]

[kamiyandisease]

[YES. DREAMS CAN COMES TRUE.... sans the stomachache.] It's a boxed lunch in my world. Oh really? Do I have to play a guessing game to wonder what it is or should I wait patiently? Huh...? E... Experiments? [He wonders if it's really that bad?!]

[Voice]

[pepepepen]

[She'll try not to poison him. If she does it isn't intentional.] Oh... I don't know if saw any of those in the books I flipped through. I'll have to look again. A-and it would be better if you waited. I don't cook often [or ever she means] so I'm not so good at it, but I'm still going to try! After all it won't look totally unedible like Luca's food!

[Voice]

[kamiyandisease]

Eh? Luca? Is that a friend of yours?