Six ★

[peonymarket]

[ Hello, Mayfield. At least some of you are already aware that China and Vietnam, as nations, are old, and that their personifications are fond of griping about their weary bodies and creaky bones. (Oh....wait, that's just China...) With that in mind, it would undoubtedly boggle your mind to see these two fuddy duddies

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FIGHTING.Vietnam

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[sturmbahnfurher]

[Considering even ego-maniacal bloodthirsty Nazis need to eat, so today has found the Major at the grocery store. Needless to say, he wasn't really expecting to be treated to two people running through the store in a display of martial art prowess. He will just happily watch the show, occasionally giving a small polite clap when a particularly good blow is struck, hardly giving away just how delighted he is to see two people fighting, friendly sparring match or not.]

[lotuslife]

[Vietnam scales the cereal shelves and sends a ton of them toppling to the ground in a shower of colorful fruity goodness.]

[sturmbahnfurher]

[The Major just watches for a moment, continuing to be amused as the woman climbs up the shelves, cereal flying. He's quiet for a moment before speaking up.]

Seeking the high ground might not be to advantage, especially such perilous high ground.

[lotuslife]

[turns around] I must find something!

[sturmbahnfurher]

Then I would find it quick. You're standing on top of plentiful ammunition, after all.

[Yeah he's not particularly in to helping you, Vietnam. He's more then content just watching however this fight will ultimately go, regardless of how soon or how much longer it might take to get to its end.]

[lotuslife]

[the... the cereal?

GRABS A BOX AND CHUCKS IT AT CHINA but then runs for the frozen foods...]

[sturmbahnfurher]

[Wise choice. Probably one of the better places to head to since it'd provided the best form of weaponry beyond, well, trying to get at actual weapons.

Now that your battle might be heading to a different area of the store, he'll go on to peruse the cereal section. Considering it's free now.]

[lotuslife]

[She... returns to the cereal section with a gigantic frozen turkey.

She's here for his approval. :|b]

Sir! Is this appropriate?

[sturmbahnfurher]

[Well he was actually about to continue on his way to see what pre-packaged crap they had that they had the audacity to call tea in this store. He's a little surprised by you showing back up already, and a bit more that you're actually asking his permission. He tries to hide his amusement, but it's hard.]

Only as long as it's the biggest thing you could find and throw with any accuracy.

[lotuslife]

[Waves the turkey a little.] I'm sure I could find bigger, but this one is heavy and very hard. [raps her knuckles against it.]

[sturmbahnfurher]

The perfect weapon changes for each person. If you think you can wield it, then by all means, take it into battle with you.

[lotuslife]

...That is good advice! [she looks impressed.]

[sturmbahnfurher]

I should hope I give good advice on the subject. It's one I am intimately familiar with.

[lotuslife]

Hmm. You sound military.

[sturmbahnfurher]

I am military. A Major, to be specific.

[lotuslife]

Impressive! Of what country?