Six ★

[peonymarket]

[ Hello, Mayfield. At least some of you are already aware that China and Vietnam, as nations, are old, and that their personifications are fond of griping about their weary bodies and creaky bones. (Oh....wait, that's just China...) With that in mind, it would undoubtedly boggle your mind to see these two fuddy duddies

kung

fu

FIGHTING.Vietnam

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[ergaleomancer]

[[What is this Theta doesn't even... She's just staring for a moment before she kind of gets the hint that this is just a friendly fight. They've already damaged a nearby car, so she helps herself to the front of it for a seat and settles in to watch. After any particularly good moves, she starts applauding.]]

[peonymarket]

[takes a second to bow arrogantly at the attention]

[ergaleomancer]

[[Theta can't exactly call that 'arrogant' when it's precisely what she would have done. She applauds harder, though she keeps an eye out, hoping Vietnam won't go at him while he's distracted.]]

[peonymarket]

[the same idea seems to occur to him and he looks around warily, dropping into a combat stance]

Haaah....where you hiding...

[ergaleomancer]

[[....Well, Theta is a bit of a pest at times....]]

Behind you! [[...whether that's accurate or not.]]

[peonymarket]

[WHIRLS AROUND

why!!!]

[ergaleomancer]

[[BRB LAUGHING]]

[peonymarket]

Aiyaaaah, not funny!

[ergaleomancer]

It was! You should have seen your face!

[peonymarket]

How can I see own face?!

[ergaleomancer]

[[...Okay, this is too good an opportunity to pass up. Taunting foreigners should be a national past time, as far as Theta's opinion goes.]]

You can't see your own face?

[peonymarket]

[goes

cross-eyed]

[ergaleomancer]

There, you see? You can see it now, can't you?

[peonymarket]

[SCREAMS]

NO!

[ergaleomancer]

Try harder~!

[peonymarket]

[this is the worst ever

going in a loopy circle like he could somehow catch sight of his own face]