Five ★

[peonymarket]

[A. It's a very, very confuzzled Chinese nation that picks up the phone today, back from his brief droning.]

Ah? What happen? This very stupid joke, I letting you know! I was in middle of very important meeting, and-

[And by brief, I mean "a day". Yet for China, it's been over three hundred years. Give his brain a sec to catch up, yeah?]....What

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B;

[taegeuk]

( have a brother stalking coming to say hello, China. )

What's Hyung-nim need a gun for, huh?

[peonymarket]

[WHY NO GO AWAY ALL THE TIMES!!]

What you asking dumb questions for, ah?

[taegeuk]

It's not dumb! It's smart! It's a smart question!

[peonymarket]

Dumb! Very dumb! Should be using head for more than hatrack, ahhh....

[slipping a bunch of the handguns into his pockets behind his back...]

1/2

[taegeuk]

But...I'm not wearing a hat...

[taegeuk]

Oh! So Hyung is planning a rebellion, yes?

[peonymarket]

Shh! [>:T!! god why do you have to be attentive at a time like this]

Is called "insurance", ok?

[taegeuk]

Doesn't that usually come on a piece of paper?

[peonymarket]

I thinking outside the cube.

[taegeuk]

I see, I see.

...that still doesn't make sense.

[peonymarket]

Does so, ah! I thought it up, so it perfect.

[taegeuk]

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I originated that expression.

[peonymarket]

You did not! No no no!

[taegeuk]

Did too! And Hyung-nim's getting it all wrong!

[peonymarket]

Real question is-

If I buy you candy will you go away.

[taegeuk]

...how much candy?