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[peonymarket]

[A. It's a very, very confuzzled Chinese nation that picks up the phone today, back from his brief droning.]

Ah? What happen? This very stupid joke, I letting you know! I was in middle of very important meeting, and-

[And by brief, I mean "a day". Yet for China, it's been over three hundred years. Give his brain a sec to catch up, yeah?]....What

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[hwamei]

[ also cleaning his front porch don't ask why it's early cleaning for Chinese New Year okay ;u;

probably humming one of those songs Korea keeps playing like this one aiyaaaah Taiwan and her catchy music ]

[peonymarket]

[WHY!! >:T this his porch not your porch ok....well whatever ;u;]

Ah! You getting dust on my side!

[Chinaspeak for "thank you for helping", what is being direct]

[hwamei]

Then you have to work twice as hard! [ sweep sweep sweep

attempts to sweep him off the porch ]

[peonymarket]

[oh no you didn't! prods in the side with the non-brushy part of his broom]

You young, should be the one working harder!

[hwamei]

[ ow >:| stops for a moment ] I'm already in charge of getting rid of the bad spirits and demons, so teacher has to take care of everything else. [ sweeps more dust at him hahaha hahaha then tries poking him with the other end of her broom in the hopes that he'll get off the porch. ]

[peonymarket]

You not knowing first thing about that- ah, my bones!

[huffily turns as if to go inside

intentionally hits her in the butt with the flat of the broom]

[hwamei]

Aah! [ stumbles off the porch! after Taiwan regains her footing, she turns around and death glares at China forever ]

To think I wanted to be nice this year. [ drops her broom :|

and after some time ]

Did something happen? [ She didn't notice Hong Kong was droned until he told her because Charles locked him up in their basement but she definitely noticed that there was something wrong with China yesterday. Why them? ]

[peonymarket]

[chuckling, at least until she asks her question, which prompts him to look over his shoulder at her a bit guardedly.]

Went home.

[hwamei]

[ and he remembered. ]

For how long?

[peonymarket]

Here, one day.

There, three hundred years. [said calmly]

[hwamei]

Hahaha! Teacher got older. I knew it! I can even see your crow's feet from here now. You haven't done anything about that yet, huh?

[ teasing China always comes first on her agenda :| ]

[peonymarket]

Ahhh, shut face! Is not age that give me wrinkles and sore joints and creaky back but your bad behavior, ha!

[always cranky

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[hwamei]

[ excuse me she is as swift as a coursing river ]

I don't really get how that's scientifically possible, but okay! [ n-no no taiwan it's the explanation for everything... ]

... Everyone keeps changing, but this place still stays the same.

[peonymarket]

[her butt as wide as the dark side of the moon]

That is nature of town. Should understand that.

[hwamei]

[ >:| ...let's get down to business ]

But Teacher, you don't want to end up here a fourth time, do you?

[ she picks up her broom, but she doesn't look at China ] Even Hong Kong went home for a while. Why do we keep coming back?

[ Fate? No, she doesn't believe in that. ]

[peonymarket]

Don't want to end up here at all, but that just my joss.

He did?