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Five ★

Jan 25, 2011 19:14

[A. It's a very, very confuzzled Chinese nation that picks up the phone today, back from his brief droning.]

Ah? What happen? This very stupid joke, I letting you know! I was in middle of very important meeting, and-

[And by brief, I mean "a day". Yet for China, it's been over three hundred years. Give his brain a sec to catch up, yeah?]....What ( Read more... )

herro herro, *outdoors, in b4 lol, i'm china and what is this, how not to conduct foreign relations 101, aiyaaaaah, *phone, i was fone, the most badass old guy, no rike it, *indoors, werry bad time

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A evers_hacker January 26 2011, 01:26:02 UTC

[Confused April is confused by the screaming.]

... C-China?

peonymarket January 26 2011, 02:20:49 UTC

Yes, that me!

[....oh. He drops the goofy act for a moment.]

April?

evers_hacker January 26 2011, 10:00:29 UTC

Ah, y-yeah! [Ok, now she's gonna process what he was screaming...

Oh.] ... Um, how long were you at home?

peonymarket January 27 2011, 22:43:35 UTC

One hundred times three years!

evers_hacker January 27 2011, 23:02:55 UTC

One hundred times th- [Doing maths now, give her a sec.]

Ah, so it's around 2011 or something for you now? It explains why you're talking about a tv show... [Though what is this "Hello Kitty" it sounds cute]

peonymarket January 27 2011, 23:04:34 UTC

[yeah do the math, ALL OF IT] 2010! Almost next year, though, is December. Ah, am going to miss all my shows now, aiyaah...

evers_hacker January 27 2011, 23:10:09 UTC

[BUT MATH IS HARD]

I'm sure you'll be able to watch re-runs of them when you get back home...

[ohgod she has to ask.] ... Um, what's a "Hello Kitty"?

peonymarket January 27 2011, 23:33:22 UTC

[WHY CAN'T X FIND ITSELF]

Am hoping Hong Kong records them all like good boy instead of looking at silly Angelababy.

-Ah! Is very very cute kitty! I draw for you sometime, okay?

evers_hacker January 28 2011, 11:13:56 UTC

[WHY DO I HAVE TO FIND THE VOLUME OF A CYLINDER sob I'll shut up now]

... Angelababy? [ohgod it sounds like some sort of weird creature or something

And uguu kitty~] Ah, okay!

peonymarket January 28 2011, 16:06:51 UTC

Some lady model he make googoo eyes at, ah, so silly.

evers_hacker January 28 2011, 17:31:39 UTC

Huh, model? [Give her a sec orz]

Oh, those are the skinny ladies who wear lots of make-up and stand around looking pretty, right?

peonymarket January 29 2011, 03:02:51 UTC

Yes, yes! And all the meat in their brains go to their chest instead, ha!

evers_hacker January 29 2011, 10:46:32 UTC

[Ohgod she shouldn't laugh at that

Too bad she's already laughing slightly orz]

peonymarket January 30 2011, 03:17:14 UTC

Is funny because true.

evers_hacker January 30 2011, 12:24:43 UTC

[April laughs for a few more moments.] It can't be true for all of them! What about the ones who're are like twig skinny?

peonymarket January 30 2011, 18:24:17 UTC

They not as popular.

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