(False) Correlations
1. (A) As we recently learned, the computer of the divine Ms. Plaid PJs has been under the weather, and only recently restored to her household; and that this began in early December.
(B) The really lousy winter weather hit us in early December.
(C) It follows that Plaids' computer's health is directly correlated to the crapitude of the weather; perhaps even CONTROLS THE WEATHER...
2. (A) Whilst tidying up in the workroom, I discovered evidence (mouse poop!) of unwelcome intruders. Luckily, only on some old sheets that I use for scraps. All yarn, and about 50% of the fabric (soon to be 100%!) is enclosed in Ziplock bags or storage containers.
(B) My progressive lens eyeglasses went missing in November, remaining so despite rather thorough searching. On the last day I remember wearing them, I was not up very long, because I went back to bed for a pre-night shift nap, primarily in the family room and the workroom. Generally I wear them for TV (family room) and take them off at the computer (in the workroom).
(C) Clearly, the mice have stolen the glasses, which were very shiny with lovely red-gold metallic frames. You've heard of packrats (yes, Virginia, there IS such an animal), so why not packMICE?!!!!
(B) The really lousy winter weather hit us in early December.
(C) It follows that Plaids' computer's health is directly correlated to the crapitude of the weather; perhaps even CONTROLS THE WEATHER...
2. (A) Whilst tidying up in the workroom, I discovered evidence (mouse poop!) of unwelcome intruders. Luckily, only on some old sheets that I use for scraps. All yarn, and about 50% of the fabric (soon to be 100%!) is enclosed in Ziplock bags or storage containers.
(B) My progressive lens eyeglasses went missing in November, remaining so despite rather thorough searching. On the last day I remember wearing them, I was not up very long, because I went back to bed for a pre-night shift nap, primarily in the family room and the workroom. Generally I wear them for TV (family room) and take them off at the computer (in the workroom).
(C) Clearly, the mice have stolen the glasses, which were very shiny with lovely red-gold metallic frames. You've heard of packrats (yes, Virginia, there IS such an animal), so why not packMICE?!!!!