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Mar 28, 2007 18:09

Collin: "Hey Brian, would you like to..."
Brian: "...do hard drugs?  Yes"

Jason: "How'd you do on the lab report?"
Me: "58%"
Jason: "overachiever"

Me: "I seriously almost had a nervous breakdown tonight."
Frankie: "I've never suggested this to anyone before, but maybe you should consider trying drugs."

Girl from class: "So, what happens if I fail this class?"
Dr. Bowlby: "Then you retake it."
Girl from class: "So, should i go put my name on that waiting list then."
Dr. Bowlby: "Past classes have shown that if you do everything and put in effort you'll pass.  We've passes someone with a 40% before.  It was a mercy pass, but they passed."

Jason: "My friend told me everyone in this class either becomes an insomniac or an alcoholic.  Or both."

Just a few quotable quotes pertaining to biochemistry lab I thought I'd share.  But now I suppose I should tackle that notebook, lab report, homework set, and computer experiment simulation to be done outside of class that all need to get done within the week...  not to mention my philosophy paper, organic chem lab write ups, and biochem lecture capa.  What do you think would be easier to give up, sleeping, or eating?  Because I clearly don't have time for both.
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