Since it's been brought to my attention that I ought to also link to publications here--


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Their chests ticked when they walked past her store, and the ticks dragged slower as they headed home at the end of the day, where their faithful wives would feed them dinner and put away their shoes and wind their stopwatch hearts. A gold chain went from their pocket to where there used to be a fob watch, but she knew that the chain went through ( Read more... )

They were obsolete. They sat on the shop's back cabinet and sighed to each other. "Nobody likes blondes anymore," complained the curvaceous doll ( Read more... )

The rabbit ears bounced around on the top of its head as it rolled along the cracked sidewalk. Not ideal operating conditions at all. It would have shaken its head regretfully, but it had lost that functionality two years ago when a couple of teenagers threw their beer bottles with unexpected accuracy. Perhaps, had its trajectory-calculation ( Read more... )