HE WON YOU GUYS YOU GUYS HE WON
OMG
I CAN'T EVEN MAKE THE SPARKLES
I'M TOO EXCITED
HE WON

Dear America,
let's not be dumb tomorrow, okay?
I would like to be eighteen a lot right now. not that the vote is at all contested in my state, but it's a good election to vote in, I think.
tentative love,
ME