want thy badde Romance, nonny nonny
(totally butchered that! I can Early Modern gud. Verily.)
So my paid account is expiring in about twelve and a half hours--in those hours, does anyone want one of those $10 paid account coupon things? (When they are over, I will want one. Hint, hint.) This is a stupid promotion but I am going to milk it for all it's worth. Mama didn't raise no fools. (well, she did, but it's more my fault than hers and NOT WHEN IT COMES TO SALE-HUNTING)
Tuesday I'm going to New York! I'd be a little more enthused about this if I weren't going to be sitting in a cold car for sixteen hours, and if those sixteen hours weren't smack in the middle of all the time I need to cram in fic in order to make my deadlines. So glad the Nordic one got extended; with the behemoth this one is turning out to be I'd be lucky to have a crappy, typo-ridden draft done by the 24th.
CURRENT WORDCOUNT: 1300/GOD ONLY KNOWS. NTS: THIS OBNOXIOUS BOLD BLINKING TEXT IS TELLING YOU TO FIX THAT SHIT, YOU HEAR
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I put gum in roguecarbon's hair (-12 points). In June I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I pulled chikotori's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1029 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
pentatonikk
I think I'm noticing a pattern here.
(In another iteration of this meme, I gained ten points buying porn for Yuu and promptly lost them by buying porn for Noon. I cannot even legally buy porn yet. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN)
So my paid account is expiring in about twelve and a half hours--in those hours, does anyone want one of those $10 paid account coupon things? (When they are over, I will want one. Hint, hint.) This is a stupid promotion but I am going to milk it for all it's worth. Mama didn't raise no fools. (well, she did, but it's more my fault than hers and NOT WHEN IT COMES TO SALE-HUNTING)
Tuesday I'm going to New York! I'd be a little more enthused about this if I weren't going to be sitting in a cold car for sixteen hours, and if those sixteen hours weren't smack in the middle of all the time I need to cram in fic in order to make my deadlines. So glad the Nordic one got extended; with the behemoth this one is turning out to be I'd be lucky to have a crappy, typo-ridden draft done by the 24th.
CURRENT WORDCOUNT: 1300/GOD ONLY KNOWS. NTS: THIS OBNOXIOUS BOLD BLINKING TEXT IS TELLING YOU TO FIX THAT SHIT, YOU HEAR
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I put gum in roguecarbon's hair (-12 points). In June I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I pulled chikotori's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1029 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
pentatonikk
I think I'm noticing a pattern here.
(In another iteration of this meme, I gained ten points buying porn for Yuu and promptly lost them by buying porn for Noon. I cannot even legally buy porn yet. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN)