"get your baby jesus butt plugs"
ok no one will find this as amusing as i did, but damnit, at 145 in the morning this is good stuff...we got on the subject of sex toys earlier because natalies gonna bust open a can of hot kinky sex on noah...and then i found a pic of the valentines day sex toy...and it went from there
PenocheDeFuego: im watching the popes funeral
L8dyBug1022: is this happening live?
PenocheDeFuego: ya
L8dyBug1022: ru a big catholic?
PenocheDeFuego: nope im christian
PenocheDeFuego: dont have cable in my room
L8dyBug1022: ahhh
PenocheDeFuego: LOL
L8dyBug1022: hahahaha
PenocheDeFuego: this is kinda like it
PenocheDeFuego: Eros Boutique: Wireless Lovers Kits, Techno Lover
L8dyBug1022: whoa thats complicated
PenocheDeFuego: not really
PenocheDeFuego: i need to find the one that it is
PenocheDeFuego: its just like a tiny bullet sized vibrator on a cock ring
L8dyBug1022: whoa
L8dyBug1022: thats hot tho
L8dyBug1022: i just read what it does
L8dyBug1022: cock ring/vibrator
L8dyBug1022: multi purposes
PenocheDeFuego: oh its hot
PenocheDeFuego: its like the first orgasm ever
PenocheDeFuego: that toy comes highly recommended
L8dyBug1022: hahaha
L8dyBug1022: hrm ill have to look into that this weekend
L8dyBug1022: alright girl this pope shit is making me sleepy
L8dyBug1022: all the singing
L8dyBug1022: and red
PenocheDeFuego: haha no shit
L8dyBug1022: and smokey pot thingy
PenocheDeFuego: the entrance hymn is making it hard for me to focus on cock rings
L8dyBug1022: hahahahaha
L8dyBug1022: they need spring colors
L8dyBug1022: like pastels
PenocheDeFuego: hahaha
L8dyBug1022: purples and blues
PenocheDeFuego: our toy is pink <3
L8dyBug1022: some yellow
L8dyBug1022: is it
L8dyBug1022: hot
L8dyBug1022: imagine if the pope was kinky
L8dyBug1022: and they found a cock ring hidden in his bible =x
PenocheDeFuego: hahaahhaha
L8dyBug1022: they would be blasfemous
PenocheDeFuego: like he had the bibles with the middle cut out to hide jewelry and money
L8dyBug1022: hahahahahaha
L8dyBug1022: YES
L8dyBug1022: he hid porn
PenocheDeFuego: OMG!
L8dyBug1022: you THOUGHT he was reading the bible
PenocheDeFuego: wtf it this?
PenocheDeFuego: Vagina Sucker - SexToys.co.uk - One Site Fits All, Sex Toys Shop for Vibrators, Dildos and strap ons
L8dyBug1022: it was the current subscription of playboy
L8dyBug1022: whoa ur going international
PenocheDeFuego: omg
PenocheDeFuego: its a vagina sucker!
L8dyBug1022: its like
PenocheDeFuego: wtf?
L8dyBug1022: the swedish penis enlarger
L8dyBug1022: but it sucks ur vagi
PenocheDeFuego: ewwwww
PenocheDeFuego: im imagining mud flaps in that
L8dyBug1022: hahahaha
L8dyBug1022: it must suck ur lips
L8dyBug1022: curtains
L8dyBug1022: oo translation
PenocheDeFuego: ooo la la
L8dyBug1022: he has sunglasses
L8dyBug1022: those arent allowed
L8dyBug1022: the token black!
PenocheDeFuego: ok ok
PenocheDeFuego: i found it kinda
L8dyBug1022: whoa bush
PenocheDeFuego: look at the second one
L8dyBug1022: how come their not crying?
PenocheDeFuego: and imagine that without the weird little thing for the ring, just imagine an open ring, not a doggie door looking contraption
PenocheDeFuego: Clit-Stimulator Cock-Rings
L8dyBug1022: wtf is bush doing there hes supposed to be running our country
PenocheDeFuego: OMG
PenocheDeFuego: im seeing penis and balls
PenocheDeFuego: ew
PenocheDeFuego: its like "penis...pope...penis...pope"
L8dyBug1022: haha where?
PenocheDeFuego: Cock and Ball Stretchers and Restraints
L8dyBug1022: hahahahaha
L8dyBug1022: thats a hot contraption
PenocheDeFuego: i clicked the little icon for the second page
PenocheDeFuego: and found balls
L8dyBug1022: WHOA
L8dyBug1022: ITS SO STRAIGHT
L8dyBug1022: SO TINY
L8dyBug1022: omg that looks painful
L8dyBug1022: the "combo"
PenocheDeFuego: hahaha yes!
L8dyBug1022: it looks like
PenocheDeFuego: his balls look sooo BIG
L8dyBug1022: its about to burst
PenocheDeFuego: hahaha
PenocheDeFuego: they look like a brain
L8dyBug1022: ok why does the
L8dyBug1022: PARACHUTE
L8dyBug1022: the penis look so tiny
PenocheDeFuego: omg cause it is
L8dyBug1022: he should put it on his penis to stretch that out
L8dyBug1022: SEVEN GATES OF HECK bwahahaha oh my god
PenocheDeFuego: im checking this site out now
PenocheDeFuego: im looking at "whips and floggers" LOL
L8dyBug1022: haha yes i saw that
PenocheDeFuego: OMG
PenocheDeFuego: Nipple Clamps
L8dyBug1022: man on tv "the pope is going into the ground" nikki "omg nipple clamps"
PenocheDeFuego: hahaha
L8dyBug1022: those are some hairy nips
L8dyBug1022: thats a nice boob
PenocheDeFuego: IM TRYING TO GET TO THE BUTT TOY SECTION
PenocheDeFuego: THAT THEY REFERENCE TO IN THE "BEASTIE NIPPLE CLAMP" DESCRIPTION
L8dyBug1022: hahaha
PenocheDeFuego: a-ha butt toys
L8dyBug1022: silicone butt toys?
PenocheDeFuego: Silicone Butt-Plugs
L8dyBug1022: haha
PenocheDeFuego: there so pretty
L8dyBug1022: whats the egg looking thing
PenocheDeFuego: ooh one of em has a horse tail
PenocheDeFuego: oh that butt beads page looks painful
L8dyBug1022: hahahaha
PenocheDeFuego: Symbolic Silicone Butt-Toys
PenocheDeFuego: HAHAHAHA
L8dyBug1022: HAWT
PenocheDeFuego: omg look at the first one! (at this point, i found a butt plug that was considered "symbolic"...it was a baby jesus)
L8dyBug1022: is that a face?
PenocheDeFuego: its baby jesus
L8dyBug1022: thats scary
L8dyBug1022: OMG
L8dyBug1022: horrible
PenocheDeFuego: read the description
L8dyBug1022: who uses that
L8dyBug1022: hahaha
PenocheDeFuego: "Perfect for altars, creches, baby showers"
L8dyBug1022: these pple are going to hell
PenocheDeFuego: omg
L8dyBug1022: "awe ur having a baby...heres a your baby jesus anal plug"
PenocheDeFuego: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
L8dyBug1022: real nice
PenocheDeFuego: LOOK the popes dead...have a baby jesus anal plug
L8dyBug1022: i wonder if you can do a bridal shower gift registry with this site
L8dyBug1022: italians are selling those on every corner 2day
PenocheDeFuego: "manger not included"
L8dyBug1022: like tshirts
L8dyBug1022: "get your souvenir baby jesus butt plug"
PenocheDeFuego: hahahah
PenocheDeFuego: omg
PenocheDeFuego: im laughin lou
PenocheDeFuego: d
PenocheDeFuego: imma wake someone up
L8dyBug1022: "inscribed with the popes date of death"
L8dyBug1022: whos the new pop
L8dyBug1022: pope too
PenocheDeFuego: Decorative Butt-Toys
L8dyBug1022: pop pope poop all the same
PenocheDeFuego: ok would you really wanna see that horse tail one hanging outta somoenes ass?
L8dyBug1022: YIKES
L8dyBug1022: how about the mean faces on the other ones
PenocheDeFuego: the parrot one
L8dyBug1022: the lions head?
PenocheDeFuego: "polly wanna cracker?"
L8dyBug1022: i guess you can grab the horses hair
L8dyBug1022: and tug
L8dyBug1022: as its in the ahole
PenocheDeFuego: jaja
PenocheDeFuego: the skull one
L8dyBug1022: jajajajajajajaja
PenocheDeFuego: looks like a door knocker
PenocheDeFuego: hahaha
L8dyBug1022: ooo the diamond one
L8dyBug1022: bling bling in ur ass
PenocheDeFuego: "knock knock"
PenocheDeFuego: "can im cum in?"
L8dyBug1022: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
L8dyBug1022: do they sing every chapter of the bible
L8dyBug1022: as we look @ anal plugs
PenocheDeFuego: apparently
PenocheDeFuego: hahah
PenocheDeFuego: im going to hell, arent i?
L8dyBug1022: what if his voice gets dry
PenocheDeFuego: last nite natalie and i watched the popes funeral
L8dyBug1022: is there water near by
PenocheDeFuego: and looked at butt toys
L8dyBug1022: hahahahaha
L8dyBug1022: such a great combo
L8dyBug1022: "the pope and anal plugs"
PenocheDeFuego: "the pope gets freaky too"
L8dyBug1022: these plugs are expensive
PenocheDeFuego: get yer vatican city anal plug
L8dyBug1022: im sure he had sex
L8dyBug1022: hahahahahaha "pope john paul anal door knockers"
PenocheDeFuego: haha
L8dyBug1022: "its the key to heaven"
PenocheDeFuego: "its like knocking on heavens door"
L8dyBug1022: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
L8dyBug1022: omg
PenocheDeFuego: i so wanna call justin and readhim this convo
L8dyBug1022: OMG
PenocheDeFuego: consider this one saved
L8dyBug1022: http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/other_butt_toys.html
L8dyBug1022: click that
PenocheDeFuego: this is almost LJ material baby
L8dyBug1022: look @ that vagina
L8dyBug1022: THE 1ST ONE
L8dyBug1022: its so beat up
L8dyBug1022: it got in a cat fight
PenocheDeFuego: im still getingn butt toys
PenocheDeFuego: lol
L8dyBug1022: hahahaha
PenocheDeFuego: i cant escape the butt toys
L8dyBug1022: they have enema equipment
L8dyBug1022: ill clense your colon
PenocheDeFuego: haha
PenocheDeFuego: ooh la la
PenocheDeFuego: colon cleanse for jesus
PenocheDeFuego: "Outie" Vibrators
L8dyBug1022: thats it im getting a strap on!
PenocheDeFuego: whoa read that first one
L8dyBug1022: its confirmed
L8dyBug1022: whoa the butterfly effect
L8dyBug1022: thats crazy
PenocheDeFuego: aww i found bunny rabbits
PenocheDeFuego: cant look at peter cottontail the same way
L8dyBug1022: rabbits < 3
L8dyBug1022: hahaha
PenocheDeFuego: easter will forever hold a new meaning
L8dyBug1022: the white rabbit will NEVER be the same
L8dyBug1022: "hes late hes late for anal sex"
PenocheDeFuego: THATS WHY ALICE WAS FOLLOWING HIM
PenocheDeFuego: HORNY LITTLE SLUT
L8dyBug1022: blonde bimbo!
L8dyBug1022: i knew it
L8dyBug1022: haha
L8dyBug1022: ok ok i have to go to bed
PenocheDeFuego: lol
L8dyBug1022: i feel myself slipping into the devils grip
PenocheDeFuego: im delirious
L8dyBug1022: hahaha
PenocheDeFuego: i should sleep too
L8dyBug1022: seriously
L8dyBug1022: ill talk to you tomorrow morning < 3
L8dyBug1022: nite darling !
PenocheDeFuego: gnite <3
L8dyBug1022: its been too much fun =x
L8dyBug1022: haha night
PenocheDeFuego: indeed
PenocheDeFuego: LJ material fo sho
L8dyBug1022: haha oh fo'sho
L8dyBug1022: haha
L8dyBug1022 signed off at 1:42 AM
and so ends the freaky sex talk...back to the pope!
PenocheDeFuego: im watching the popes funeral
L8dyBug1022: is this happening live?
PenocheDeFuego: ya
L8dyBug1022: ru a big catholic?
PenocheDeFuego: nope im christian
PenocheDeFuego: dont have cable in my room
L8dyBug1022: ahhh
PenocheDeFuego: LOL
L8dyBug1022: hahahaha
PenocheDeFuego: this is kinda like it
PenocheDeFuego: Eros Boutique: Wireless Lovers Kits, Techno Lover
L8dyBug1022: whoa thats complicated
PenocheDeFuego: not really
PenocheDeFuego: i need to find the one that it is
PenocheDeFuego: its just like a tiny bullet sized vibrator on a cock ring
L8dyBug1022: whoa
L8dyBug1022: thats hot tho
L8dyBug1022: i just read what it does
L8dyBug1022: cock ring/vibrator
L8dyBug1022: multi purposes
PenocheDeFuego: oh its hot
PenocheDeFuego: its like the first orgasm ever
PenocheDeFuego: that toy comes highly recommended
L8dyBug1022: hahaha
L8dyBug1022: hrm ill have to look into that this weekend
L8dyBug1022: alright girl this pope shit is making me sleepy
L8dyBug1022: all the singing
L8dyBug1022: and red
PenocheDeFuego: haha no shit
L8dyBug1022: and smokey pot thingy
PenocheDeFuego: the entrance hymn is making it hard for me to focus on cock rings
L8dyBug1022: hahahahaha
L8dyBug1022: they need spring colors
L8dyBug1022: like pastels
PenocheDeFuego: hahaha
L8dyBug1022: purples and blues
PenocheDeFuego: our toy is pink <3
L8dyBug1022: some yellow
L8dyBug1022: is it
L8dyBug1022: hot
L8dyBug1022: imagine if the pope was kinky
L8dyBug1022: and they found a cock ring hidden in his bible =x
PenocheDeFuego: hahaahhaha
L8dyBug1022: they would be blasfemous
PenocheDeFuego: like he had the bibles with the middle cut out to hide jewelry and money
L8dyBug1022: hahahahahaha
L8dyBug1022: YES
L8dyBug1022: he hid porn
PenocheDeFuego: OMG!
L8dyBug1022: you THOUGHT he was reading the bible
PenocheDeFuego: wtf it this?
PenocheDeFuego: Vagina Sucker - SexToys.co.uk - One Site Fits All, Sex Toys Shop for Vibrators, Dildos and strap ons
L8dyBug1022: it was the current subscription of playboy
L8dyBug1022: whoa ur going international
PenocheDeFuego: omg
PenocheDeFuego: its a vagina sucker!
L8dyBug1022: its like
PenocheDeFuego: wtf?
L8dyBug1022: the swedish penis enlarger
L8dyBug1022: but it sucks ur vagi
PenocheDeFuego: ewwwww
PenocheDeFuego: im imagining mud flaps in that
L8dyBug1022: hahahaha
L8dyBug1022: it must suck ur lips
L8dyBug1022: curtains
L8dyBug1022: oo translation
PenocheDeFuego: ooo la la
L8dyBug1022: he has sunglasses
L8dyBug1022: those arent allowed
L8dyBug1022: the token black!
PenocheDeFuego: ok ok
PenocheDeFuego: i found it kinda
L8dyBug1022: whoa bush
PenocheDeFuego: look at the second one
L8dyBug1022: how come their not crying?
PenocheDeFuego: and imagine that without the weird little thing for the ring, just imagine an open ring, not a doggie door looking contraption
PenocheDeFuego: Clit-Stimulator Cock-Rings
L8dyBug1022: wtf is bush doing there hes supposed to be running our country
PenocheDeFuego: OMG
PenocheDeFuego: im seeing penis and balls
PenocheDeFuego: ew
PenocheDeFuego: its like "penis...pope...penis...pope"
L8dyBug1022: haha where?
PenocheDeFuego: Cock and Ball Stretchers and Restraints
L8dyBug1022: hahahahaha
L8dyBug1022: thats a hot contraption
PenocheDeFuego: i clicked the little icon for the second page
PenocheDeFuego: and found balls
L8dyBug1022: WHOA
L8dyBug1022: ITS SO STRAIGHT
L8dyBug1022: SO TINY
L8dyBug1022: omg that looks painful
L8dyBug1022: the "combo"
PenocheDeFuego: hahaha yes!
L8dyBug1022: it looks like
PenocheDeFuego: his balls look sooo BIG
L8dyBug1022: its about to burst
PenocheDeFuego: hahaha
PenocheDeFuego: they look like a brain
L8dyBug1022: ok why does the
L8dyBug1022: PARACHUTE
L8dyBug1022: the penis look so tiny
PenocheDeFuego: omg cause it is
L8dyBug1022: he should put it on his penis to stretch that out
L8dyBug1022: SEVEN GATES OF HECK bwahahaha oh my god
PenocheDeFuego: im checking this site out now
PenocheDeFuego: im looking at "whips and floggers" LOL
L8dyBug1022: haha yes i saw that
PenocheDeFuego: OMG
PenocheDeFuego: Nipple Clamps
L8dyBug1022: man on tv "the pope is going into the ground" nikki "omg nipple clamps"
PenocheDeFuego: hahaha
L8dyBug1022: those are some hairy nips
L8dyBug1022: thats a nice boob
PenocheDeFuego: IM TRYING TO GET TO THE BUTT TOY SECTION
PenocheDeFuego: THAT THEY REFERENCE TO IN THE "BEASTIE NIPPLE CLAMP" DESCRIPTION
L8dyBug1022: hahaha
PenocheDeFuego: a-ha butt toys
L8dyBug1022: silicone butt toys?
PenocheDeFuego: Silicone Butt-Plugs
L8dyBug1022: haha
PenocheDeFuego: there so pretty
L8dyBug1022: whats the egg looking thing
PenocheDeFuego: ooh one of em has a horse tail
PenocheDeFuego: oh that butt beads page looks painful
L8dyBug1022: hahahaha
PenocheDeFuego: Symbolic Silicone Butt-Toys
PenocheDeFuego: HAHAHAHA
L8dyBug1022: HAWT
PenocheDeFuego: omg look at the first one! (at this point, i found a butt plug that was considered "symbolic"...it was a baby jesus)
L8dyBug1022: is that a face?
PenocheDeFuego: its baby jesus
L8dyBug1022: thats scary
L8dyBug1022: OMG
L8dyBug1022: horrible
PenocheDeFuego: read the description
L8dyBug1022: who uses that
L8dyBug1022: hahaha
PenocheDeFuego: "Perfect for altars, creches, baby showers"
L8dyBug1022: these pple are going to hell
PenocheDeFuego: omg
L8dyBug1022: "awe ur having a baby...heres a your baby jesus anal plug"
PenocheDeFuego: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
L8dyBug1022: real nice
PenocheDeFuego: LOOK the popes dead...have a baby jesus anal plug
L8dyBug1022: i wonder if you can do a bridal shower gift registry with this site
L8dyBug1022: italians are selling those on every corner 2day
PenocheDeFuego: "manger not included"
L8dyBug1022: like tshirts
L8dyBug1022: "get your souvenir baby jesus butt plug"
PenocheDeFuego: hahahah
PenocheDeFuego: omg
PenocheDeFuego: im laughin lou
PenocheDeFuego: d
PenocheDeFuego: imma wake someone up
L8dyBug1022: "inscribed with the popes date of death"
L8dyBug1022: whos the new pop
L8dyBug1022: pope too
PenocheDeFuego: Decorative Butt-Toys
L8dyBug1022: pop pope poop all the same
PenocheDeFuego: ok would you really wanna see that horse tail one hanging outta somoenes ass?
L8dyBug1022: YIKES
L8dyBug1022: how about the mean faces on the other ones
PenocheDeFuego: the parrot one
L8dyBug1022: the lions head?
PenocheDeFuego: "polly wanna cracker?"
L8dyBug1022: i guess you can grab the horses hair
L8dyBug1022: and tug
L8dyBug1022: as its in the ahole
PenocheDeFuego: jaja
PenocheDeFuego: the skull one
L8dyBug1022: jajajajajajajaja
PenocheDeFuego: looks like a door knocker
PenocheDeFuego: hahaha
L8dyBug1022: ooo the diamond one
L8dyBug1022: bling bling in ur ass
PenocheDeFuego: "knock knock"
PenocheDeFuego: "can im cum in?"
L8dyBug1022: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
L8dyBug1022: do they sing every chapter of the bible
L8dyBug1022: as we look @ anal plugs
PenocheDeFuego: apparently
PenocheDeFuego: hahah
PenocheDeFuego: im going to hell, arent i?
L8dyBug1022: what if his voice gets dry
PenocheDeFuego: last nite natalie and i watched the popes funeral
L8dyBug1022: is there water near by
PenocheDeFuego: and looked at butt toys
L8dyBug1022: hahahahaha
L8dyBug1022: such a great combo
L8dyBug1022: "the pope and anal plugs"
PenocheDeFuego: "the pope gets freaky too"
L8dyBug1022: these plugs are expensive
PenocheDeFuego: get yer vatican city anal plug
L8dyBug1022: im sure he had sex
L8dyBug1022: hahahahahaha "pope john paul anal door knockers"
PenocheDeFuego: haha
L8dyBug1022: "its the key to heaven"
PenocheDeFuego: "its like knocking on heavens door"
L8dyBug1022: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
L8dyBug1022: omg
PenocheDeFuego: i so wanna call justin and readhim this convo
L8dyBug1022: OMG
PenocheDeFuego: consider this one saved
L8dyBug1022: http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/other_butt_toys.html
L8dyBug1022: click that
PenocheDeFuego: this is almost LJ material baby
L8dyBug1022: look @ that vagina
L8dyBug1022: THE 1ST ONE
L8dyBug1022: its so beat up
L8dyBug1022: it got in a cat fight
PenocheDeFuego: im still getingn butt toys
PenocheDeFuego: lol
L8dyBug1022: hahahaha
PenocheDeFuego: i cant escape the butt toys
L8dyBug1022: they have enema equipment
L8dyBug1022: ill clense your colon
PenocheDeFuego: haha
PenocheDeFuego: ooh la la
PenocheDeFuego: colon cleanse for jesus
PenocheDeFuego: "Outie" Vibrators
L8dyBug1022: thats it im getting a strap on!
PenocheDeFuego: whoa read that first one
L8dyBug1022: its confirmed
L8dyBug1022: whoa the butterfly effect
L8dyBug1022: thats crazy
PenocheDeFuego: aww i found bunny rabbits
PenocheDeFuego: cant look at peter cottontail the same way
L8dyBug1022: rabbits < 3
L8dyBug1022: hahaha
PenocheDeFuego: easter will forever hold a new meaning
L8dyBug1022: the white rabbit will NEVER be the same
L8dyBug1022: "hes late hes late for anal sex"
PenocheDeFuego: THATS WHY ALICE WAS FOLLOWING HIM
PenocheDeFuego: HORNY LITTLE SLUT
L8dyBug1022: blonde bimbo!
L8dyBug1022: i knew it
L8dyBug1022: haha
L8dyBug1022: ok ok i have to go to bed
PenocheDeFuego: lol
L8dyBug1022: i feel myself slipping into the devils grip
PenocheDeFuego: im delirious
L8dyBug1022: hahaha
PenocheDeFuego: i should sleep too
L8dyBug1022: seriously
L8dyBug1022: ill talk to you tomorrow morning < 3
L8dyBug1022: nite darling !
PenocheDeFuego: gnite <3
L8dyBug1022: its been too much fun =x
L8dyBug1022: haha night
PenocheDeFuego: indeed
PenocheDeFuego: LJ material fo sho
L8dyBug1022: haha oh fo'sho
L8dyBug1022: haha
L8dyBug1022 signed off at 1:42 AM
and so ends the freaky sex talk...back to the pope!