Joe the annoying roommate FINALLY moved out today (mostly annoying because he was a man in my space...he was actually an okay roommate). I have one glorious week to be naked all over the house and pee with the door open before my cousin comes to visit and then my friend Lora moves into the empty room for the rest of my time here ( Read more... )

I have cinnamon rolls dripping with cream cheese icing.

You wish you did.