Guess which Vladfic pairing I'm using? I betcha never guess.

( 7 Deadly Sins Fic Challenge )

I know Hobb has a violent hate for this sort of thing. Frankly, I don't care.

This is an excuse to put Fitz and lace panties in the same story. Vaguely after the omg-you-gay dustup, and totally wrecking characterization. Mainly because only Hobb has the talent to write Fitz as stupid as he really is.

( A Most Popular Pastime )

Lest you think I fizzle out on all my projects, here's the finished Teldra story. If you thought you were getting graphic porn, you're mistaken. The porn is there. You just have to use your imagination more than normal. Ilu miarr. I even added a wee bit of femslash for you, too! ;3

You know, the more I study Japanese, the shittier my English gets.

( Teldra: A Butler's Tale - Finished )

It's weird the things you think of while doing the dishes. I could have been more detailed with the horrible things, but they do say that life is swift and brutal. ;DD

( Mary S Taltos: A Very Abrupt Sort of Lovestory )