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i was with my dad driving far to go fishing and the first day of driving the weather was great. the second day, dark clouds were everywhere and it rained really bad. my mom kept calling us from home and telling us that it was gonna rain, so we bought lots of stuff for the hotel. on the second day it rained really bad, but then it cleared up and the clouds went away and it was once again sunny. we were led through the water by a woman who was teaching a course against drinking and swimming at the same time. she was drinking lemonade from a can.
my mom had recorded something on tape for me. it was some funny awards show where different people competed to win a prize. one of the segments showed jeff buckley and some of his closest friends talking about this one time he was in a hotel and found himself naked when he woke up in a room full of action figures and stuff. (i was thinking about this one action figure and how i couldn't just throw it all over the room and jeff was proving me wrong by kicking it around).
i watched the video again and there was this one segment where josh had cheated on holli. he was going somewhere and happened to be on a plane with a bunch of retarded kids, and he ended up having sex with one of them. he was explaining to some girl who was like (oh i'm going to tell) about how they should definately sit down and talk about it some more.
dawn came in and we were both watching the jeff buckley segment again and this time i realize that he woke up naked with his penis cut off! i was stunned. he had slept with a prostitute the night before and she had taken all his stuff when she left and cut off his penis as well. i watched talking heads explain how they were keeping it under covers in case it got out and ruined his career. dawn said "oh so that explains the high voice". i said "do you even know how much that would hurt? like a motherfucker!"
my mom had recorded something on tape for me. it was some funny awards show where different people competed to win a prize. one of the segments showed jeff buckley and some of his closest friends talking about this one time he was in a hotel and found himself naked when he woke up in a room full of action figures and stuff. (i was thinking about this one action figure and how i couldn't just throw it all over the room and jeff was proving me wrong by kicking it around).
i watched the video again and there was this one segment where josh had cheated on holli. he was going somewhere and happened to be on a plane with a bunch of retarded kids, and he ended up having sex with one of them. he was explaining to some girl who was like (oh i'm going to tell) about how they should definately sit down and talk about it some more.
dawn came in and we were both watching the jeff buckley segment again and this time i realize that he woke up naked with his penis cut off! i was stunned. he had slept with a prostitute the night before and she had taken all his stuff when she left and cut off his penis as well. i watched talking heads explain how they were keeping it under covers in case it got out and ruined his career. dawn said "oh so that explains the high voice". i said "do you even know how much that would hurt? like a motherfucker!"