HES BACK!!!!!
Ladies and Gentleman Boys and Girls... Beware
The One and only Preston is back again...
So Yeah you know how i have been the past year well scratch that, because the Preston that everyone used to know the fun, crazy, and nice one well hes back in the game...
I found out a lot about myself the past week and exp last night at the game. I had a blast and just didnt care and you know what a lot more people respond better that way. I felt so alive just being that way and i miss it!!! So heres how it is gonna be for me from here on out...
-You have a problem deal with it, ill help if i can but dont throw shit on me...
-Im Friends with everyone, they may not like me but i am not holding any grudges save for maybe one i dont know yet...
-If im being a dickhead tell me i wanna know...
-I like being single right now because it lets me be myself, because i am the type that forms to the others every want and desire, but that isnt always me so thats how it is...
-If i get all sad and mopey, like being really dumb just slap me as hard as you can ill thank you later...
-Lastly for everyone who thinks they are depressed and no one cares and what not I LOVE YOU believe me its hard to get through but as long as you are yourself and stay true to your self then you will inevitably come out above everyone!!!
I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH, AND I COULD NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR EVERYTHING
p-RiZzLe I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED THAT BUT IT IS REALLY WEIRD SO I LIKE IT...
oN TO LIGHTER THINGS... tHIS IS HILARIOUS...
sex jokes
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
( Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"
( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
( A.) One of his fingers is clean.
(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
( Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.
The One and only Preston is back again...
So Yeah you know how i have been the past year well scratch that, because the Preston that everyone used to know the fun, crazy, and nice one well hes back in the game...
I found out a lot about myself the past week and exp last night at the game. I had a blast and just didnt care and you know what a lot more people respond better that way. I felt so alive just being that way and i miss it!!! So heres how it is gonna be for me from here on out...
-You have a problem deal with it, ill help if i can but dont throw shit on me...
-Im Friends with everyone, they may not like me but i am not holding any grudges save for maybe one i dont know yet...
-If im being a dickhead tell me i wanna know...
-I like being single right now because it lets me be myself, because i am the type that forms to the others every want and desire, but that isnt always me so thats how it is...
-If i get all sad and mopey, like being really dumb just slap me as hard as you can ill thank you later...
-Lastly for everyone who thinks they are depressed and no one cares and what not I LOVE YOU believe me its hard to get through but as long as you are yourself and stay true to your self then you will inevitably come out above everyone!!!
I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH, AND I COULD NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR EVERYTHING
p-RiZzLe I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED THAT BUT IT IS REALLY WEIRD SO I LIKE IT...
oN TO LIGHTER THINGS... tHIS IS HILARIOUS...
sex jokes
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
( Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"
( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
( A.) One of his fingers is clean.
(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
( Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.