...when we've got single ones :P

An item about the Nottingham Goose Fair:

http://tinyurl.com/2wuo5y

Nanny Ogg would be proud...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/08/usa

I'm not even going to explain. I'm having enough trouble breathing as it is, from gasping and laughter and...aah, just read it :D

It's been brought to my attention by someone on my LJ-list that one can now give blood, register newborns, or get married, all at certain branches of...

...Asda.

Asda?!

Ahahahahohohoheeheeheehee!

(note for Aussies: substitute Safeway or Coles for Asda - or, possibly more accurately, Bi-Lo - and you see why it's so amusing)