Does anyone else get selected for Financial Aid verification EVERY SINGLE FREAKING YEAR? Every year I get the letter that's like, "Hey, you've been randomly selected to verify your financial aid. >___> HOW IS YOUR FAMILY THAT POOR????" And every year I'm just like, "Do you THINK I would lie about it???? RAAAAAR..." *shoves verification paperwork ( Read more... )

Cait: Oh, I was just talking to my man, Obama.
Melissa: You were OBANDING!

Nadia: Melissa, you're over the top, soap-opera dramatic.
*beat*
Melissa: It's called 'camp ( Read more... )

Crap. I just forgot that I told Mom I'd call her, and I got caught up in baking cookies. >___ ( Read more... )

"Without you in my life, I'd be much smaller." -(What Melissa heard)
"Without you in my life, it'd be much duller." (What Betsy said.)
Yes, yes, I would SHRINK five inches if you weren't around. -Betsy...after the 誤解 and subsequent clarification ( Read more... )