Gross
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Challenge #25: Missing Dicks
Title: Gross
Original Challenge: #2 - Hearts and Flowers
Timeline: future
And the condom goes to: Carl Horvath
“I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.”
Beside you he mutters something sounding suspiciously like, “Gross.”
You sniff and, when you feel his eyes on you, wish you hadn’t. “Are you fucking crying!?”
“Just my allergies, all the flowers…” The asshole pretends to bawl.
At the reception he complains about the carbo-laden Italian food and announces to your table -“fucking police uniforms make my dick soft.”
But when the bride pulls him out for her second (of many) mother-son dances, his bravado melts away. Cheek-to-cheek, eyes closed, Brian holds on tightly. Deb squeezes him right back.