My very first drabble (exactly 100 words). Written for a challenge posted in the
qaf_drabbles community.
Challenge #25: Missing Dicks
Title: The Fucking Truth
Original Challenge: #13 - Dialogue Only
Author’s Notes: Hi everyone! First, I have to say thank you to everyone who’s posted a drabble (they’re awesome!) and thank you so much to the mods (this comm is amazing!) I just joined a few days ago and today I finally finished reading ALL of the drabbles that were posted… and then I tried to write one of my own and realized it’s a lot harder than I thought it would be! After about a dozen attempts I managed to produce this one. Hope you all like it! I can’t wait to write some more!
And the condom goes to: Gus!
“How long have you and Dad been together?”
“Come on Gus, you were at the party!”
“I know, today was your 10th wedding anniversary…“
“Then you know I’ve been a happily married man for 10 years.”
“…but I mean how long have you actually been together?”
“We’ve known each other a long time, but we’ve only been together for 10 ye-“
“19 years, 4 months, and… 8 days?”
“Brian what-“
“Sonnyboy, how old are you, precisely?”
“What? I’m 19 and um, 4 months and… holy shit.”
“…”
“Don’t look so shocked Sunshine. It’s only too fucking true and you know it.”