For Sale

[pendulous]

I've been commodified
courtesy of frenchpress.

Even I didn't know I was "a handy 5'6" Virgo, Barista, with a Heart of Gold."

The things you learn on e-bay.

Comments

[wafflemike]

so can we buy you sans tori ticket.. cause ive got some house cleaning i need done and well im just too lazy to do it

Bid away. I'm sure we can work something out.

[pendulous]

I'm sure you can think of something to do with the ticket while I dust your living room.
Even if it's just repeatedly throwing it on the floor so you can watch me pick it up.
(Yeah, I know how "house cleaning" works at your place.)

Re: Bid away. I'm sure we can work something out.

[dash]

pffffffffffft. :)

pfffffffffft! right back at you.

[pendulous]

and maybe a "pbrrrrt" too.

Re: Bid away. I'm sure we can work something out.

[wafflemike]

oh yeah.. well uhm... ive got nothing.. happy singles awareness day?

I celebrate singles awareness day everyday.

[pendulous]

I do try to sob into my pillow a little extra on February 14, though.

Just to get into the spirit.

Re: I celebrate singles awareness day everyday.

[wafflemike]

just dont sob on the floor when you are dusting... that will upset the cats