For Sale

[pendulous]

I've been commodified
courtesy of frenchpress.

Even I didn't know I was "a handy 5'6" Virgo, Barista, with a Heart of Gold."

The things you learn on e-bay.

Comments

[wafflemike]

so can we buy you sans tori ticket.. cause ive got some house cleaning i need done and well im just too lazy to do it

Bid away. I'm sure we can work something out.

[pendulous]

I'm sure you can think of something to do with the ticket while I dust your living room.
Even if it's just repeatedly throwing it on the floor so you can watch me pick it up.
(Yeah, I know how "house cleaning" works at your place.)

Re: Bid away. I'm sure we can work something out.

[dash]

pffffffffffft. :)

pfffffffffft! right back at you.

[pendulous]

and maybe a "pbrrrrt" too.

good pic of you too

[mellymell]

heh, that's awesome, if only I could take a trip to NYC right now. . .

Re: good pic of you too

[pendulous]

Unfortunately, we were unable to include round trip travel costs in the price of the ticket.

But hey, *free autographed polaroid*.

I don't think it's a deal any sane person would pass up.

heh

[mellymell]

indeed