I'm so cruel...

[pendo]

Poor Scott. He left his computer for two minutes and forgot to lock it, so I decided to go into his e-mail and send a mail around the office asking:
Anyone got £100 I could borrow? I know it's a bit cheeky, but I promise I'll pay you back on payday!

Some of the replies are genius:

• Sure matey, do i get to break your legs first as security?
• What are you willing to do for it big boy???
• Put a wig and dress on and stand on Sheil road tonight after work, the cash will soon flow in!!!

And from poor Matt, who was the only person not to realise that the e-mail was a joke:

• Well I'm gathering you have only been here a short time. If you are stuck for money until the end of the month and have just started HR on the second floor will be able to help you out.

The cheeky fucker always comes to ME for money, go to HR next time Matt!!!