RP Log
Fandom: Naruto
RP: No actual game; freeform.
Characters: Sasuke (me), Kakashi (
pixiepilot)
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Spoilers: Some allusions to the end of part one of Naruto.
Summary: A brief bit of joking around late one night between
pixiepilot and I, in which Kakashi comes just short of giving Sasuke The Talk.
Notes: I kept some of the OOC comments, just 'cause I thought they fit. 8D AND WHY YES, TEMA, I COPIED YOU AND PUT SOME RP THINGS IN HERE. *Kakashi like that*
Sasuke: ...<<...>>...*walks over, thinks Kakashi is asleep* ... *tempted to look under his mask, but knows he's too ninja for that* ... *takes Icha Icha Tactics, retreats, and flips through it, wondering what all the hype's about*
Kakashi: *quiet snore*
Sasuke: ... ._. ...
Sasuke: ...<<...vv....<<...*really doesn't want to get caught with this* *tries to care~fully~ put it back*
Sasuke: *as ninja as possible*
Kakashi: *shifts, folding arms across chest and sliding further down against the tree*
Sasuke: *freezes*
Sasuke: ...
Kakashi: sknnnn...
Sasuke: ... *considers just putting it down and running* ... *decides against it, continues endeavor, again carefully*
Sasuke: *hasn't been this careful since the first time he summoned a giant snake*
Kakashi: *relaxed, seems asleep*
Sasuke: *holding breath* *places book back wherever he found it*
Kakashi: *shifts again, folding his arms over Sasuke's hand*
Sasuke: ........
Sasuke: *tries to ease hand away*
Kakashi: *holds tighter, face twitches* Nn...
Sasuke: >___> *thinking a very long stream of very bad words at the moment*
Sasuke: *uses other hand to try and move Kakashi's arm up and off*
Kakashi: I thought Kage could buy whatever they wanted, but I guess you're still technically underage, ne?
Sasuke: !! *jumps back*
Sasuke: I didn't--I wasn't-- *glares* How long have you been awake?
Kakashi: Ah? *seems not to understand the question* ... go back to page 24. It's got a great exchange between the protagonist and his foil.
Sasuke: ...*lies* I didn't make it that far. *lies again* And I wasn't even really reading it.
Kakashi: *waves a hand* Oh, I skim my favorite parts over and over.
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: ...I was just...looking... << Like I'd seriously have an interest in that?
Kakashi: ..... well, you have to learn about girls SOMEtime...
Sasuke: ...I know as much as I need to.
Kakashi: ...... *very, very "riiiiiiiiiiiight" look*
Sasuke: *slight frown* Just because I'm not outwardly interested like some people--*pointed look*--doesn't mean I don't know anything.
Kakashi: *nodding sagely* I wouldn't go as far as Jiraiya-sama either, but what do you possibly know? You left the village when you were 13 and went to live with that pedophile.
Sasuke: ...Some things are just common sense.
Kakashi: *grins* Some things, yes. The basics. But nothing that's going to make a long lasting impression.... er, well, good impression.
Kakashi: (... *can't believe he's having this discussion with you* XDDDD )
Sasuke: ............*can't believe he's talking about this, let alone with Kakashi* ......
Sasuke: (....XDDDDD)
Kakashi: (SNARFLE!)
Sasuke: (AWKWARD MOMENT ON BOTH SIDES.)
Kakashi: *seems to think the same thing at the same time* .... *puts the book away* Ah, well, anyway.
Sasuke: ...*discomfort shows briefly, but also relieved at the subject change*
[Some time later]
Kakashi: Good night. ... Borrow it anytime.
Kakashi: I've read it 5 times.
Sasuke: .......