I made a new friend today.  His name is Wally - actually, I named him, because he didn't have a name when we first met, bless his heart.  No parents either, poor guy.  He was born in a factory.  In truth, he wasn't even born at all; he was assembled...which is, in a way, even more harsh.  That's why I took pity on Wally, and named him. 
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