My life - part one

Aug 23, 2010 21:30

"Okay, fine. Fine. For you, i will learn to like it. I will sit down, and make myself a HUGE bowl of guacamole. And I'll eat it, spoonful by spoonful, until I learn to enjoy it. After about ten spoonfuls, I'll probably throw up - but that's okay! I'll brush my teeth, and get right back at it. And ten spoonfuls will turn into twenty, and twenty to forty, and pretty soon, I'll be able to stomach the taste of guacamole. I'll be able to look you in the eye, and say, "wow! this is really, REALLY great guacamole. Thank you so much." Even though I'll be secretly hating every second of it. But you won't know that, because I'll be secretive, cleverly hiding my discomfort. And I'll keep eating, spoonful by spoonful, until maybe, JUST MAYBE, I can say that I honestly like guacamole. I will train myself.

See? SEE? Now, do you see all the pains I go through for you?" 

lol, wtf, why? why?!, what obsession?

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