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Dear Kitten,
It is head-explodingly cute that you like to sleep at night with your face buried in my neck. It's also adorable that you like to wake me up by making biscuits on me to let me know that it's time for breakfast.
However, you are on your way to losing some cuteness points. I realize that you're smarter than I thought, and that you have figured out that I'm ticklish. I regret to inform you that waking up earlier than normal to make biscuits in my armpit, looking at me expectantly, and then continuing to do so when I try to ignore you is, in fact, not the way to go about getting your breakfast faster. I assure you -- it accomplishes nothing.
You will get fed at your normal time. You will not starve. Promise.
Now, go back to stalking imaginary shadows and chasing your sister.
Love,
Mom
It is head-explodingly cute that you like to sleep at night with your face buried in my neck. It's also adorable that you like to wake me up by making biscuits on me to let me know that it's time for breakfast.
However, you are on your way to losing some cuteness points. I realize that you're smarter than I thought, and that you have figured out that I'm ticklish. I regret to inform you that waking up earlier than normal to make biscuits in my armpit, looking at me expectantly, and then continuing to do so when I try to ignore you is, in fact, not the way to go about getting your breakfast faster. I assure you -- it accomplishes nothing.
You will get fed at your normal time. You will not starve. Promise.
Now, go back to stalking imaginary shadows and chasing your sister.
Love,
Mom