Or at least hang out Downriver more often. Because that would increase my chances of meeting this delightfully crazy fellow
Brandon Inge's father. Has anyone met him? That would be super.
After reading the various comments, I realized who this guy reminds me of. He's totally the Downriver version of Ypsilanti's
Guy Without A Face -- he's seen everywhere, and everybody's got a story about him.
(Anybody in the Ypsi/Arbor area know if No Face is still around?)