When you see this on your flist, quote some Shakespeare on your LJ ( Read more... )

This is just to say

I have taken
the tripod
that was in
the conservation room

and which
you were probably
using
for photos.

Forgive me
it was needed
so light
and tripartite.

The White BirdsI would that we were, my beloved, white birds on the foam of the sea ( Read more... )

News from the front
(With apologies to the Censor)

The Army has suffered an awful rout
In the terrible battle of (place left out).
But the enemies' hordes have been defeated
On the banks of the River (name deleted).
The Austrians, under General Dank,
Attacked the Russians at (name left blank).
On the road near (cut) they fled in fear ( Read more... )

Our revels now are ended. These our actors ( Read more... )