pefhalwae-ology
From several others: Let others know a little more about yourself. Re-post this as your name followed by "-ology"
What is your salad dressing of choice?
a light drizzle of extra virgin olive oil
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Blue Nile
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
cereal
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
olives and mushrooms
What do you like to put on your toast?
butter or peanut butter if I'm extra hungry
*TECHNOLOGY*
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
some weird moonscape thingamajiggy
How many televisions are in your house?
Two
What color cell phone do you have?
grey and black, it's that indestructo phone that contractors and military folks get so I can be mean to it without worrying about breaking it.
*BIOLOGY*
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Four wisdom teeth, a baby (I know probably shouldn't count, but if you have to be cut open for it I think that counts as having something removed from your body.)
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My son.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
I don't think so. I've fainted plenty, but I don't think I've ever been knocked out.
*BULLCRAPOLOGY*
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes. Then I could stop worrying about it. Ever. I would just know and could then get back to the business of living.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I went through this long phase when I was a kid of wanting to change my name. I tried out all sorts of possibilities. In the end, I ended up finding out that I actually like my name even if it is a weird name outside of Russia (and I'm not Russian).
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Yes.
*DUMBOLOGY*
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I can't wear flip-flops. My weirdo skinny toes aren't made right for it. The little post that comes up sits between my seconds and third toe, which is really uncomfortable.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Picking my son up from safety town.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A professor at Unseen University.
Last person you talked to?
my husband
Last person you hugged?
my son
*FAVORITOLOGY*
Season?
Fall
Holiday?
Thanksgiving
Day of the week?
Thursday
Month?
October
*CURRENTOLOGY*
Missing someone?
My mom.
Mood?
Discouraged/depressed
Listening to?
myself chewing as I try to eat breakfast and type at the same time.
Watching?
my computer
Worrying about?
The boy and his problems at school, whether my husband will get a job soon, if he doesn't whether that means we're going to lose the house, whether I actually have any creative talent at all or if I'm just fooling myself, etc., etc., etc. I'm not usually much of a worrier, but lately I've been borrowing trouble all over the place, which is kinda dumb considering how much actual trouble I have right now.
*RANDOMOLOGY*
First place you went this morning?
The bathroom.
What can you not wait to do?
go back to the apple orchard
What's the last movie you saw?
The Namesake. Very boring movie. I don't recommend it.
Do you smile often?
Yes, and laugh. I have a whole language just in laughs. I had a couple friends in high school who could actually interpret it, but even after more than a decade my husband still can't hear the difference between the angry laugh, the sad laugh, and the happy laugh. Weird.
What is your salad dressing of choice?
a light drizzle of extra virgin olive oil
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Blue Nile
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
cereal
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
olives and mushrooms
What do you like to put on your toast?
butter or peanut butter if I'm extra hungry
*TECHNOLOGY*
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
some weird moonscape thingamajiggy
How many televisions are in your house?
Two
What color cell phone do you have?
grey and black, it's that indestructo phone that contractors and military folks get so I can be mean to it without worrying about breaking it.
*BIOLOGY*
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Four wisdom teeth, a baby (I know probably shouldn't count, but if you have to be cut open for it I think that counts as having something removed from your body.)
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My son.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
I don't think so. I've fainted plenty, but I don't think I've ever been knocked out.
*BULLCRAPOLOGY*
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes. Then I could stop worrying about it. Ever. I would just know and could then get back to the business of living.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I went through this long phase when I was a kid of wanting to change my name. I tried out all sorts of possibilities. In the end, I ended up finding out that I actually like my name even if it is a weird name outside of Russia (and I'm not Russian).
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Yes.
*DUMBOLOGY*
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I can't wear flip-flops. My weirdo skinny toes aren't made right for it. The little post that comes up sits between my seconds and third toe, which is really uncomfortable.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Picking my son up from safety town.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A professor at Unseen University.
Last person you talked to?
my husband
Last person you hugged?
my son
*FAVORITOLOGY*
Season?
Fall
Holiday?
Thanksgiving
Day of the week?
Thursday
Month?
October
*CURRENTOLOGY*
Missing someone?
My mom.
Mood?
Discouraged/depressed
Listening to?
myself chewing as I try to eat breakfast and type at the same time.
Watching?
my computer
Worrying about?
The boy and his problems at school, whether my husband will get a job soon, if he doesn't whether that means we're going to lose the house, whether I actually have any creative talent at all or if I'm just fooling myself, etc., etc., etc. I'm not usually much of a worrier, but lately I've been borrowing trouble all over the place, which is kinda dumb considering how much actual trouble I have right now.
*RANDOMOLOGY*
First place you went this morning?
The bathroom.
What can you not wait to do?
go back to the apple orchard
What's the last movie you saw?
The Namesake. Very boring movie. I don't recommend it.
Do you smile often?
Yes, and laugh. I have a whole language just in laughs. I had a couple friends in high school who could actually interpret it, but even after more than a decade my husband still can't hear the difference between the angry laugh, the sad laugh, and the happy laugh. Weird.