Valentines's Day Rant... brought to you by Garth Simmons

[peekaboofetus]

So, My brother Garth, who is cool as shit, and a really big smart ass, sent me this

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[pandachic]

Garth needs to be my brother.
you'll have to learn to share.
or i'll hit you.
Happy Birds Are Fucking Day.
oh, i like you.

[gluhend]

I really, really want to tell the person that wrote that, "Happy Valentine's Day!"

[dalejrslady08]

Hey that just made my day tell Garth that was awesome and he rocks!!

[anytownusa]

Happy Birds are Fucking Day.

Genius.

[the_em_meister]

i [heart] Garth...

ah, Valentine's Day (on a note of seriousness, not giving sweetarts to your friends because mom bought them on sale) it's like legal prostitution.

"i'll let you screw my brains out if you get me a present"