Kid Cock.

Feb 05, 2009 21:17

Who the fuck is Kid Rock apart from some over-hyped mid-aged good for nothing cliche rocker who shagged Pamela Anderson once?
Seriously, the guy thinks he's God.
He actually thinks he is God.
He parades around in his leather stud trousers and stupid fucking cowboy hat and fucking beard like "I am the saviour of rock music".
No, Kid Rock, you fail..epically.
He's worse, he is actually fucking worse, than Ian Watkins.
GAH I hate him. Why do people insist on listening to his music?
That Sweet Home Alabama rip off he did last year would have been nothing without that music in it. And yet he thinks
"Oh yes, Kid Rock has done it again.. SAVIOUR! I AM YOUR SAVIOUR! KISS MY 
LEATHERETTE STUDDED BALLS!"
How about no.
I hate ear ache. I loathe it. But I would rather have the worst ear infection imaginable than have to listen to his music. 
"I like AC/DC and ZZ Top" - where did he hear of those, Top of the fucking Pops!?
Cliche, fucking, moronic, talentless, stupid bearded TWAT.

I call for us to steal* all of his CD's and BURN THEM!

*I almost said "buy" but then I realised.. that would earn him money & possibly a place in the charts not mention it's a waste of money.. lets not.

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