Completely Unoriginal
A day in the life:
8:00AM: Alarm goes off.
8:12AM: Get out of bed and shower.
8:40AM: Get a ride to school with Steve.
9:00AM: French class. Pair with Heavie Kevie to talk about our siblings using French adjectives. Dream of the day I satchel up and talk to the lovely Laura (pronounced Lo-rrrah, as per the French system of phonology), to whom I sit next.
10:00AM: Rest in the Pine Lounge listening to Goat Whore and hoping I see her walk through the student union, as I've seen her do before. To no avail.
10:45AM: There she is. Punch in the arm.
11:00AM: Poetry class. Feel inadequate regarding my ability to comprehend symbolism and fight the feverish pulmonary pounding of an oncoming erection as her foot taps my leg. Steve = Che Guevara.
1:00PM: Sit at Del Taco with Steve and, while eating a veggie works burrito, think about how much I revere him but wish he wasn't so goddamned charming and fantastic because it makes me feel like shit in comparison. Contemplate the infatuation triangles I form with my friends.
1:30PM: Talk to assholes who ask redundant questions because they're not wholly satisfied with the answers they receive.
6:00PM: Wait for MC to jump start Mary's car.
10:00PM: Eat taters and watch Dane Cook with the family.
8:00AM: Alarm goes off.
8:12AM: Get out of bed and shower.
8:40AM: Get a ride to school with Steve.
9:00AM: French class. Pair with Heavie Kevie to talk about our siblings using French adjectives. Dream of the day I satchel up and talk to the lovely Laura (pronounced Lo-rrrah, as per the French system of phonology), to whom I sit next.
10:00AM: Rest in the Pine Lounge listening to Goat Whore and hoping I see her walk through the student union, as I've seen her do before. To no avail.
10:45AM: There she is. Punch in the arm.
11:00AM: Poetry class. Feel inadequate regarding my ability to comprehend symbolism and fight the feverish pulmonary pounding of an oncoming erection as her foot taps my leg. Steve = Che Guevara.
1:00PM: Sit at Del Taco with Steve and, while eating a veggie works burrito, think about how much I revere him but wish he wasn't so goddamned charming and fantastic because it makes me feel like shit in comparison. Contemplate the infatuation triangles I form with my friends.
1:30PM: Talk to assholes who ask redundant questions because they're not wholly satisfied with the answers they receive.
6:00PM: Wait for MC to jump start Mary's car.
10:00PM: Eat taters and watch Dane Cook with the family.