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[pedaltothemetal]

[Yeah, Falcon's around. You might catch him in the common room playing Contra and exacting some carefully calculated revenge on the man who robbed him of his prized high scores.]

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[whitedeviljack]

[Poor Raiden. Poor Raiden. After the recent epidemic of horrible fanfics and other embarrassing fictional oddities floating around on the school's network bearing his name and likeness, the blonde had finally decided to crawl out of his room for something other than food and work. Lash had left him a lot of video games, but looking at them only served to remind him she was gone and... he didn't know when she was coming back. He needed another distraction, and found himself in front of good ol' Contra, in the common rooms. There was nothing quite like playing a few levels, enforcing his undisputed dominance and skill with the virtual game, and seeing his very awesome high score to boost his spirits.]

[whitedeviljack]

[Yeah. Right there at the top. RAI.]

[whitedeviljack]

[...Wait. That wasn't what he usually left. "RAI DEN SUX MYB ALL..." OH MY GOD...]

[whitedeviljack]

[Raiden stares at the screen, mouth ajar for probably a good 5 minutes. Somehow. Somehow this DJF trumped his score. In spades. Raiden threw the controller at the ground and screamed before storming out of the room.]

[whitedeviljack]

WHO IS DEE-JAY-EFF.

[whitedeviljack]

WHO IS DEE-JAY-EFF!?

[Poor, poor Raiden.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[YOUR LORD AND MASTER.]

[musthatefrogs]

[MEANWHILE IN PASSING, SOMEONE HEARS THE CALL OF A WHITE-HAIRED SEXY GIRLMAN IN DISTRESS.]

[whitedeviljack]

[He spots the large humanoid electric beast of a man as he exits]

!

[Engage the WHITE-HAIRED DEER-IN-HEADLIGHTS]

[musthatefrogs]

[IT IS LIKE JURASSIC PARK WHERE THE WATER KINDA SHAKES WHEN THERE IS SOMETHING COMMMIIIIINNNGGGG.

Oh hey, the T-Rex is looming over you, tilting his tiny little head with his big fat arms ready.]

Something is troubling you.

[whitedeviljack]

[The towering soviet's amazing ability to instantly intimidate works it's magic as Raiden FEARS FOR HIS LIFE. If his life should very well end right here, right now, he needs to know one thing before he dies, and blurts without thinking very much about it,]

Are you Dee-Jay-Eff.

[musthatefrogs]

[Well, this stops whatever assault on Raiden's poor crotch RussianSatan Volgin might have been considering. Fortunately.

FOR THIS MOMENT ANYWAY.]

What.

[whitedeviljack]

Are you player dee-jay-eff in Contra? [He points back in the direction of the common room.]

[musthatefrogs]

[He looks.

He reads.

He turns back to Raiden.]

If I say I am, will you heed my charming little message?

[whitedeviljack]

...

[I think that broke his brain for a second. Broke it back into working.]

No! [Escape attempt #1]

[musthatefrogs]

[Oh come on. You're not going to escape your harassment session of many violating degrees that easily, if getting snapped back by your shoulder is any indication.]

How boring of you.