[Snake is sitting on one of the benches on campus and sees Flacon walk by. With. That. Helmet. He doesn't say anything but his eyes slowly follow him as he walks.]
[He shakes some of the ash from his cigarette onto a newspaper next to him, totally cool, totally nonchalant, totally not weirded out because this was the first time they had talked in MONTHS]
I've only ever seen you wear your helmet on the track.
[Ayup, Snake doesn't know if Falcon has heard about his pre dorm box incident. Just gonna... not... mention it...]
Yeah, I didn't know anything about FDC when I got here, so I got one, but now I certainly regret it.
[Sorry, he can't stop staring at the helmet. Falcon you are wearing normal people clothes and a racing helmet. This is like the bounty hunter version of a mullet. Why would you dress like that.]
... Lucky you didn't get any of this. It was unusually malicious.
If I do, I'm getting as far away from campus as possible without making it a hellish commute.
[Now his cigarette is all burned out and he picks up the ash filled newspaper with his pathetic snake bite bandage hand, nodding at Falcon's helmet again]
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What.
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I've only ever seen you wear your helmet on the track.
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[He gestures to Snake's shock of gray hair.]
They get you?
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Yeah. They emptied crates of live snakes into my room and then decided that wasn't enough and left me with this, too.
But... I guess, because you live off campus, you didn't have to go through this stuff, huh?
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Yeah. I don't know why anyone would want to live in the middle of this insanity.
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[Another ash drop.]
Hm, you're definitely onto something there...
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Yeah, I didn't know anything about FDC when I got here, so I got one, but now I certainly regret it.
[Sorry, he can't stop staring at the helmet. Falcon you are wearing normal people clothes and a racing helmet. This is like the bounty hunter version of a mullet. Why would you dress like that.]
... Lucky you didn't get any of this. It was unusually malicious.
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[YEAH WELL good thing you don't know about the actual mullet he had one time.]
So I've heard.
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[Now his cigarette is all burned out and he picks up the ash filled newspaper with his pathetic snake bite bandage hand, nodding at Falcon's helmet again]
Hope your glasses turn up.
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Thanks.
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