Wherein Falcon has no hair and a longer entry is forthcoming.

[pedaltothemetal]

[Falcon did not come into school on Thursday

Comments

[whitedeviljack]

[Have a dick with pink hair pass by]

Nice helmet.

[pedaltothemetal]

Nice hair.

[whitedeviljack]

Not like it's the first time.

[pedaltothemetal]

You do this often?

[whitedeviljack]

Yeah.

All the time. [wimpy, tired sounding sarcasm]

[pedaltothemetal]

It's your color.

[whitedeviljack]

At least I wouldn't be caught dead wearing such a ridiculous looking helmet.

[pedaltothemetal]

It's not ridiculous.

[He touches one of the yellow things on the sides]

I can see you in X-Ray now. I would say you have about six months. Maybe less, depending.

[IS HE BLUFFING!?]

[whitedeviljack]

[Raiden looks simultaneously bewildered, offended and jealous. Oh man how he would love to have a ridiculous looking x-ray helmet]

You're not my doctor. You're bluffing!

[pedaltothemetal]

I have limited medical knowledge. Enough to know that the giant mass in your chest is probably not a good thing to have.

[He shrugs.]

[whitedeviljack]

[Raiden subconsciously clutches his chest with one hand]

Bullshit. I feel fine.

[pedaltothemetal]

That's what they always say.

Then boom. Lights out.

[whitedeviljack]

Whatever. [He grumps and turns to leave.

Pink hair swishing as he does so.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Byeeee, Raiden.]