There certainly are numbers missing. It's shameful, the way people fail to count.
1. First Name and middle name?
Rupert Eustace, and now that I've told you I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.
2. What holiday is your birthday closest to?
The feast of Saint Laurence. Not the one of Arabia, of course.
3. Favorite fruit?
The pear.
4. Does it bother you when someone says they'll call you and they don't?
Yes, rather. It's rude, and frightfully similar to breaking one's word.
5. Are you allergic to anything?
Not to my knowledge. I suppose there's always the possibility that I am deathly allergic to some rare plant found only in Darkest Africa, but I doubt I'll ever need to worry about it.
6. Is there someone/something you want?
World domination?
7. When was the last time you went swimming?
Oh, years and years.
8. How many U.S states have you been to?
One: New York.
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
Zero, although as I was alive whilst I was in New York, technically the total is one.
10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
I have never lived inside the U.S., with the forementioned temporal exception.
11. What's your favorite kind of drink?
The kind which is wet. The dry ones aren't nearly as satisfying to one's thirst.
12. Does anyone like you?
I certainly hope so, else we have been living a lie.
13. Do you have any strange pets?
Does Comrade Hammer count?
14. What is your dream car?
Chauffeured.
15. What'd you do yesterday?
Very little of note.
16. Are you bipolar?
Are you magnetic?
17. So do you and your ex's have a good relationship?
We haven't a relationship of any sort, as it would be rather impossible to carry it out posthumously. Also, apostrophes do not form plurals. It should say "exes."
18. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Wherever she liked, I suppose.
19. When's the last time you were kissed?
Oh, blast, I forgot to check my watch and write it in my diary.
20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
No, but there was once a Dramatic Reading delivered under mild coercion.
21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
No.
22. What was the last text message you received:
I tried to send a text message once, but I ran out of characters.
23. Have you ever bungee jumped?
No.
24. Have you ever kayaked?
No.
25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
Marlowe doesn't count, because (a) he is 17 years older than me, not ten, and (b) he insists it was just a joke.
26. Are you an extreme racist?
No.
27. What sound are you listening to right now?
The air-conditioning fan.
28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Certainly not anything by the Backstreet Boys. Lulu, you have tricked me.
29. What was the last movie you watched?
I don't entirely recall.
30. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
The grocer's.
31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Define "seriously," "vandalized," and "property."
32. Have you ever been punched?
Yes. It's not terribly pleasant.
33. What's the first thing you notice about the same sex?
The same as I notice about the opposite sex: their eyes.
34. Did you participate in any sports in highschool?
Well, we didn't call it "high school," of course, but I was a bowler for the cricket
35. What do you usually order from Olive Garden?
"I don't frequent there," as Lulu so charmingly phrased it.
36. Say something totally random about yourself?
My second toe is longer than my great toe.
37. Do you have an iPod?
No.
38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
No.
39. Do you have freckles?
No.
40. Are you comfortable with your height?
I am a proper height; it's the world that is too short, or I wouldn't hit my head on things.
41. Do you love someone right now?
I suppose I do.
42. How tall are you?
6'3".
43. Do you speak any other language other than english?
I learnt Greek, Latin and French in school, and can still use them to varying degrees.
44. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No.
45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes.
46. Do you watch MTV?
No.
48. What's something that really annoys you?
Fish.
51. Do you have a crush?
I suppose I have.
53. Do you drive when you go on long trips?
I haven't. I prefer trains, where one can rise and stretch one's legs.
54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
After a certain point, you've really started to stay out early.
55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Only in retrospect.
56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
I've never been in hospital.
58. Who do you live with?
Comrade Jones lives next door, and of course there are the landlord and -lady downstairs, but my flat is private.
59. What color is your hair?
Black.
60.What color are your eyes?
Brown.
Rupert Eustace, and now that I've told you I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.
2. What holiday is your birthday closest to?
The feast of Saint Laurence. Not the one of Arabia, of course.
3. Favorite fruit?
The pear.
4. Does it bother you when someone says they'll call you and they don't?
Yes, rather. It's rude, and frightfully similar to breaking one's word.
5. Are you allergic to anything?
Not to my knowledge. I suppose there's always the possibility that I am deathly allergic to some rare plant found only in Darkest Africa, but I doubt I'll ever need to worry about it.
6. Is there someone/something you want?
World domination?
7. When was the last time you went swimming?
Oh, years and years.
8. How many U.S states have you been to?
One: New York.
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
Zero, although as I was alive whilst I was in New York, technically the total is one.
10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
I have never lived inside the U.S., with the forementioned temporal exception.
11. What's your favorite kind of drink?
The kind which is wet. The dry ones aren't nearly as satisfying to one's thirst.
12. Does anyone like you?
I certainly hope so, else we have been living a lie.
13. Do you have any strange pets?
Does Comrade Hammer count?
14. What is your dream car?
Chauffeured.
15. What'd you do yesterday?
Very little of note.
16. Are you bipolar?
Are you magnetic?
17. So do you and your ex's have a good relationship?
We haven't a relationship of any sort, as it would be rather impossible to carry it out posthumously. Also, apostrophes do not form plurals. It should say "exes."
18. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Wherever she liked, I suppose.
19. When's the last time you were kissed?
Oh, blast, I forgot to check my watch and write it in my diary.
20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
No, but there was once a Dramatic Reading delivered under mild coercion.
21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
No.
22. What was the last text message you received:
I tried to send a text message once, but I ran out of characters.
23. Have you ever bungee jumped?
No.
24. Have you ever kayaked?
No.
25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
Marlowe doesn't count, because (a) he is 17 years older than me, not ten, and (b) he insists it was just a joke.
26. Are you an extreme racist?
No.
27. What sound are you listening to right now?
The air-conditioning fan.
28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Certainly not anything by the Backstreet Boys. Lulu, you have tricked me.
29. What was the last movie you watched?
I don't entirely recall.
30. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
The grocer's.
31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Define "seriously," "vandalized," and "property."
32. Have you ever been punched?
Yes. It's not terribly pleasant.
33. What's the first thing you notice about the same sex?
The same as I notice about the opposite sex: their eyes.
34. Did you participate in any sports in highschool?
Well, we didn't call it "high school," of course, but I was a bowler for the cricket
35. What do you usually order from Olive Garden?
"I don't frequent there," as Lulu so charmingly phrased it.
36. Say something totally random about yourself?
My second toe is longer than my great toe.
37. Do you have an iPod?
No.
38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
No.
39. Do you have freckles?
No.
40. Are you comfortable with your height?
I am a proper height; it's the world that is too short, or I wouldn't hit my head on things.
41. Do you love someone right now?
I suppose I do.
42. How tall are you?
6'3".
43. Do you speak any other language other than english?
I learnt Greek, Latin and French in school, and can still use them to varying degrees.
44. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No.
45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes.
46. Do you watch MTV?
No.
48. What's something that really annoys you?
Fish.
51. Do you have a crush?
I suppose I have.
53. Do you drive when you go on long trips?
I haven't. I prefer trains, where one can rise and stretch one's legs.
54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
After a certain point, you've really started to stay out early.
55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Only in retrospect.
56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
I've never been in hospital.
58. Who do you live with?
Comrade Jones lives next door, and of course there are the landlord and -lady downstairs, but my flat is private.
59. What color is your hair?
Black.
60.What color are your eyes?
Brown.