Hooker 1.4
Hello, again! I've decided to move the Hookers out of their old house and into one of daisywenham's which can be found here.
Nik: TARYN, STOP. THAT HURTS!
And that, my friends, is how you make a best friend.
Why did I take this? Because I love Cal's face.
LOVE HER FACE. FEEL IT. BE IT.
Taryn, on the other hand, is not as charming and sophisticated as Cal, but that's okay!
Them darn carpoolers don't know where they're going!
Meanwhile, we still have the horny love birds subtly going at it...
Huh.
While everyone was off at work and school, Bekah was given a day off, leaving her all by her lonesome self. Decided to be kind to Bekah and temporarily purchase a gigantic pirate shit and placed it in their backyard. Why? Because I've never tried the ship before. You all know what this means.... Spam time!
Bekah: Oh, I do love them Nazi's!
>__>"
So of course, me being a huge noob, I normally don't breakup my sims, so I had Bekah invite over a friend of hers. I don't even remember what his name was. I'm slowly becoming a Hooker myself. :3
Oh, Liam, I am so sorry :((((((((
And this will be the culprit who steals my sweet Liam away. Charming, isn't he?
Culprit: Bekah, what on earth are you doing? Where did the doors go?
Bekah: Hush, my angel. Come lie down beside mumsies.
Liam: HOW DARE YOU LAY A FINGER ON MY SWEET CREAMPUFF.
Bekah...what...I can't even...
Ya, I'm a noob.
Then I realized that Bekah was NOT supposed to be the one leaving, so... Let's try this again!
Forgot to make Liam the cheater. Again. Lol, but look at his face! :((((((
Let's try this onnnnne more time?
nts: Break up people more often. I tried getting Liam to flirt with the culprit, but...
BEKAH WAS SLEEPING, LIKE WHAT IS THIS. TORTURE ME MORE, WHY DON'T YOU.
Bekah: Whaaat?! Liam's cheating on me?!?!?!?
Bekah: Liam, how could you?!
You have no idea how badly I wanted to throw Bekah down the stairs. Omg.
Bekah: lol k, get out now.
Capri and Liam: *BAWWWWWWWW*
Me:
Bekah: lolololololollllll
I was so outraged, you have no idea. I actually tweeted about it, too:
My friends thought I was talking about real people and when I told them Bekah and Liam were sims, they laughed in my face. *embarrassed*
Pretty much everyone in the house was pissed off at Bekah.
Cal: UGH, WHY.
Jett: Dad, no! Don't leave me!
Liam: Sorry, son. I've gotsta go.
It was a sad, sad day for the Hookers.
:(
After Liam left, the Hookers tried their best to live their lives normally as they possibly could. Normally, being forced to live under the wretchedness of Bekah Hooker.
Decided to make Bekah look more mom-like. Is her look convincing?
She still looks like a huge mega-bitch to me.
Bekah: HEY.
Bekah: TARYN, CLEAN UP TH--Oh, you're here already. As you should be.
And so it was time for the old hag to age up. Woo-effing-hoo.
I decided to keep her look since she already looked like an old lady. Sorry, I'm still holding a grudge over her. After more than a week of playing, I know. GRRRRRR YOU, BEKAH. GRRRRRRR.
Taryn: I...just don't know how I'm going to go on with my life without dad.
Jett: I know, it's tough. But you know, life will have many unexpected twists and turns, which you will have to endure. It'll all be worth while in the end. Trust me.
Taryn: Thanks, Jett. You're the best.
The next night, the twins were ready to grow up, as well. Oooo, I'm excited.
Jett: I wish for--
Free-play sim: SHAME ON YOU FOR BREAKING UP WITH LIAM! *shoves*
Capri, why aren't you growing up with your brother?
Capri: So you can buy a third cake and waste another $30.
Oh, okay.
It was also Cal's birthday! So many birthdays, woah.
Cal's aspiration level wasn't as high because of Liam leaving, so a little psychiatric assistance was needed.
This is Capri! I tried to get her without smiling, but her face was frozen like that for the rest of the night, so here you go.
Capri: Nik, what the hell! Stop it!
Nik: Just a little Hooker-loving from me to you.
Sounds illegal.
And so we have the wise and well with words, Jett! He is rather pale. Kind of like Edwa---No. Must not mention the blasphemous sparkly boy.
And we have Cal as an adult! All grown up and looking as wonderful as ever!
Buuuut she's going to have to be left alone for a bit. In a cushioned room, wearing a jacket that will let her hug herself.
Thanks for reading!