Breakup songs...

Dec 19, 2005 10:22

What is it about breakups that make people so bitter. These men and women that they used to love automatically become bitches and bastards as soon as they break up. Breakups bring out the worst in people. Here's a few lines from some breakup songs:

Erykah Badu
"Tyrone"

I think you'd better call Tyrone
And tell him come on help you get your shit
You need to call Tyrone Hold on
But you can't use my phone.

Ben Folds Five
"Song for the Dumped"
(I think this one is hilarous)

Give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget to give me back my black T-shirt.

Alanis Morissette
"You Oughta Know"

It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

Fiona Apple
"Limp"

It won't be long till you'll be
Lying limp in your own hand.

Tonio K.
"H-A-T-R-E-D"

I wish I was as mellow as, for instance, Jackson Browne
But 'Fountain of Sorrow' my ass, motherfucker,
I hope you end up in the ground.

Gloria Gaynor
"I Will Survive"

I would've changed that stupid lock
I would've made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me.

Ani DiFranco
"Untouchable Face"

So fuck you and your untouchable face
Fuck you for existing in the first place.

This is just a few and these are the tame ones. There's some worse ones out there. More violent and hateful. I know break ups are hard but some of these songs are just mean and spiteful.
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