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Ian prank called the house today. This is how our conversation went...
I: Hi is Leslie Brock there please? (in a veryyyyy quiet voice)
A: No I'm sorry she's not in.
I: Well can you tell her I called for her son Ian Brock?
A: Can I ask who's speaking?
I: This is for the invention agency, we're ready to go ahead and issue his cheque for $45000.
A: I'm sorry, I don't think he's interested.
I: Oh, I think he's VERYYY interested.
A: Nope, I don't think he is.
I: Ian has a very large penis.
A: No, I hear it's small (this is the point at which I realized I was speaking to Ian)
I: Tell mom to call my phone. *click*
I: Hi is Leslie Brock there please? (in a veryyyyy quiet voice)
A: No I'm sorry she's not in.
I: Well can you tell her I called for her son Ian Brock?
A: Can I ask who's speaking?
I: This is for the invention agency, we're ready to go ahead and issue his cheque for $45000.
A: I'm sorry, I don't think he's interested.
I: Oh, I think he's VERYYY interested.
A: Nope, I don't think he is.
I: Ian has a very large penis.
A: No, I hear it's small (this is the point at which I realized I was speaking to Ian)
I: Tell mom to call my phone. *click*