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My livejornal deserves an update for many reasons.
1) My fan base is probably out there screaming for me to fill their lives with excitement.
2) I come home from the firestation with Paige today, ready for some colouring (the sexy firefighter gave us some colouring books we decided to colour), and what do we see? My mother. On a ladder. Practically dressed in a wet-suit, power-washing the porch. That's right, she was POWER WASHING OUR EFFING PORCH!!!! (The funniest part was she looked like drowned rat, she was soaked from accidentally power-washing herself)
3) Ian got a call from the invention agency, it sounds like it's for real. They are sending him a 50 page package in the mail about details. They also said that they only take a 10% cut of his sales. He gets 90% of the profits, aren't they the greatest?
....Does this not sound super sketch to anybody else? Ahahaha
4) My dog and my boyfriend have much in common. Benson puked on our rug today. Kurtis puked non-stop last night. Aren't they precious? Lucky for me, I don't have to hear about Kurtis' asshole the same way we hear about Benson's.
5) At dinner tonight Mom was telling me about how much she loves firefighters. I Thought I was going to vomit (pull a Kurtis I suppose). She asked me if the firefighter tour guide was hot (obviously he was). And then she says, and I quote "I know! ALL firefighters are good looking! And when they put on those suits... they are... amazing" and then her eyes did this weirdo "I'm in fancy land" gaze. Then the nausea started to roll in....
Overall: a good good good weekend thus far. Excited pour demain aka tomorrow!
peace hommies, keep it real yo. Hope you enjoyed this edition of "Alison's life story"
1) My fan base is probably out there screaming for me to fill their lives with excitement.
2) I come home from the firestation with Paige today, ready for some colouring (the sexy firefighter gave us some colouring books we decided to colour), and what do we see? My mother. On a ladder. Practically dressed in a wet-suit, power-washing the porch. That's right, she was POWER WASHING OUR EFFING PORCH!!!! (The funniest part was she looked like drowned rat, she was soaked from accidentally power-washing herself)
3) Ian got a call from the invention agency, it sounds like it's for real. They are sending him a 50 page package in the mail about details. They also said that they only take a 10% cut of his sales. He gets 90% of the profits, aren't they the greatest?
....Does this not sound super sketch to anybody else? Ahahaha
4) My dog and my boyfriend have much in common. Benson puked on our rug today. Kurtis puked non-stop last night. Aren't they precious? Lucky for me, I don't have to hear about Kurtis' asshole the same way we hear about Benson's.
5) At dinner tonight Mom was telling me about how much she loves firefighters. I Thought I was going to vomit (pull a Kurtis I suppose). She asked me if the firefighter tour guide was hot (obviously he was). And then she says, and I quote "I know! ALL firefighters are good looking! And when they put on those suits... they are... amazing" and then her eyes did this weirdo "I'm in fancy land" gaze. Then the nausea started to roll in....
Overall: a good good good weekend thus far. Excited pour demain aka tomorrow!
peace hommies, keep it real yo. Hope you enjoyed this edition of "Alison's life story"