Man who has sex with bicycle in court. I had a long and most satisfying talk about the insidious nature of misogyny today, the kind people don't realise they do for the most part. And now I have chocolate raisins. I need to clean my room. And I bought a present for Issy. I need to get on with my Christmas shopping like fuck. I have all of one present for Shannon and one for Issy and bugger all of the rest of the world and it needs sorting out a bit.
I also owe cards to people from last year ghkfphj. They're somewhere in my room. It's... bad. Not just a little bad but horribly bad. I'm v. sorry, guys.
... And I'll probably hound you for your addresses, again.
I need to make a list of Christmas List for Me, a Christmas List for Friends, and a List of Necessities to Purchase After Christmas Purges My Wallet of All That Is Valuable.