more on chuck norris

Jan 23, 2006 17:33

passthepeace89 (4:38:12 PM): maybe i should do my hair a la david bowie
Sethisahotty (4:38:28 PM): like in labrynith?
passthepeace89 (4:38:37 PM): ive never seen it
passthepeace89 (4:38:38 PM): but sure
passthepeace89 (4:38:42 PM): haha i was kidding
Sethisahotty (4:38:43 PM): ?!!!?!?!?!?!?!
Sethisahotty (4:39:34 PM): you've really never seen labrynith?
passthepeace89 (4:39:46 PM): ive never seen labyrinth
Sethisahotty (4:39:54 PM): witch!!!!!!!
passthepeace89 (4:41:13 PM): i'm not really a witch
passthepeace89 (4:41:18 PM): they just dressed me up like this
Sethisahotty (4:41:44 PM): haha
Sethisahotty (4:41:53 PM): shes turned me into a newt
passthepeace89 (4:41:58 PM): well i got better
Sethisahotty (4:42:04 PM): no
Sethisahotty (4:42:13 PM): its "a newt?"
Sethisahotty (4:42:19 PM): well i got better
passthepeace89 (4:42:22 PM): oh
passthepeace89 (4:42:24 PM): ohoho
passthepeace89 (4:42:27 PM): excuuuuuuuuuse me
Sethisahotty (4:42:44 PM): yeah for real
passthepeace89 (4:43:27 PM): shkank
Sethisahotty (4:43:40 PM): you better check yo self
Sethisahotty (4:43:45 PM): before you wreck yo self
passthepeace89 (4:44:11 PM): or i could not and say i did
Sethisahotty (4:44:17 PM): bitch
passthepeace89 (4:44:18 PM): see try me
passthepeace89 (4:44:30 PM): ask me if i checked myself before i wrecked myself
passthepeace89 (4:45:51 PM): go on, ask
Sethisahotty (4:46:22 PM): i wil not slide down to that level
passthepeace89 (4:46:31 PM): ...
passthepeace89 (4:46:36 PM): hi, my name is laura
passthepeace89 (4:46:39 PM): i'm no fun
passthepeace89 (4:46:53 PM): http://www.haarvisie.nl/fotoboek/visie.html
passthepeace89 (4:46:57 PM): ey baby
passthepeace89 (4:47:01 PM): my name is jeugd
Sethisahotty (4:47:23 PM): so at first i thought that the altar boys thing was real
passthepeace89 (4:47:49 PM): haha, you thought it was a real band/
Sethisahotty (4:48:12 PM): fuck you
passthepeace89 (4:48:36 PM): no no that was supposed to be a ?
Sethisahotty (4:49:43 PM): w/e
Sethisahotty (4:49:44 PM): as if
Sethisahotty (4:49:50 PM): double loser
Sethisahotty (4:49:52 PM): with a twist
Sethisahotty (4:49:55 PM): shimmy shimmy
Sethisahotty (4:49:58 PM): apple sauce
Sethisahotty (4:50:03 PM): you're a loser
Sethisahotty (4:50:04 PM): get lost
passthepeace89 (4:50:21 PM): no no
passthepeace89 (4:50:22 PM): it's
passthepeace89 (4:50:28 PM): whatever, as if
passthepeace89 (4:50:33 PM): double loser with a twish
passthepeace89 (4:50:37 PM): twist*
passthepeace89 (4:50:39 PM): take a picture
passthepeace89 (4:50:47 PM): something something
Sethisahotty (4:50:51 PM): ass
passthepeace89 (4:50:54 PM): laura is stupid
Sethisahotty (4:50:59 PM): go drink a bottle of yourself
passthepeace89 (4:51:12 PM): your parents named you after bottled water!
Sethisahotty (4:52:00 PM): ouch you hurt my titty
Sethisahotty (4:52:09 PM): boobsweat
passthepeace89 (4:52:21 PM): panty stain
Sethisahotty (4:52:28 PM): haha
Sethisahotty (4:52:31 PM): nipple hair
passthepeace89 (4:52:37 PM): dog face
passthepeace89 (4:52:44 PM): i would just like to let all of you know
passthepeace89 (4:52:49 PM): that i am rubber and you are glue
passthepeace89 (4:53:02 PM): and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
passthepeace89 (4:53:03 PM): so
passthepeace89 (4:53:10 PM): put that in your back pocket
Sethisahotty (4:53:23 PM): girls have a button and boys have a pole
Sethisahotty (4:53:32 PM): wicked touching takes its toll
passthepeace89 (4:53:33 PM): and wicked touching takes its toll
passthepeace89 (4:53:35 PM): hahahaa
passthepeace89 (4:54:10 PM): and you will burn and fester in the VD infested PITS of HELL! buuut we've got a lovely evening planned out so lets meet our judges, shall we?
Sethisahotty (4:54:24 PM): lmao
Sethisahotty (4:54:59 PM): how i love that moive
Sethisahotty (4:55:00 PM): movie
passthepeace89 (4:55:05 PM): ahaha as do i
passthepeace89 (4:55:21 PM): what happened to your parents?
Sethisahotty (4:56:03 PM): they were savagly ripped apart by a school of hammerhead sharks
passthepeace89 (4:56:09 PM): that happens alot

and now, a song.

passthepeace89 (5:08:31 PM): just whenever youre feelin down
passthepeace89 (5:08:36 PM): think of chuck norris
Sethisahotty (5:08:42 PM): and i do
passthepeace89 (5:08:48 PM): delivering a roundhouse kick to the face of your problems
passthepeace89 (5:09:34 PM): i should write a song man
Sethisahotty (5:09:51 PM): yeah for real

wheeeeeenever you're down and feelin blue,
just let chuck norris sing to you!
"im chuck norris and i'm here to say,
i'll roundhouse kick your blues away!
i've got really big muscles and rugged good looks
i dont care much for reading books
i've got a red beard and i kick ass
jan brady's boyfriend was named george glass
so when you feel life couldn't be stranger
just call on walker, texas ranger!
YEEEEEEHAAAW!"

i should release a children's album.
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