I am Sancho.

What do I do? I am Sancho.

And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.

Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...am Sancho.

- Sancho

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
- H. L. Mencken

When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they are clean or not.
- The Chief, Spice World