Spider Poll, Spider Poll, Does Whatever a Spider Poll Can...

[pdragon76]

The Dragons is feeling blergh, peoples.  And I totally lose at dog ownership today, too. *covers face with hands*  I forgot to let the dogs out of the laundry this morning, so the poor bastards were trapped in there all day.  I came home to objectionable smells and polite throat-clearing from the hounds.

We is still IN here, you stupid bitch.

Oh, man, I suck the big one.  I suck the donkey-sized one.  *facepalm*  Anyway, someone peed on the dog beds, which meant I had to get the hose out, and Neffi loves a good hose out.



Note the fancy footwork on approach to the jetstream.


Here we has Neffi directly channeling Satan.


The very popular Aquatic Redirection Via Face maneuvre, applied here with what I think you will agree is startling precision.


Here we has the world famous Neffi Uppercut Snout Block.


A closer look at the more commonly applied Side Snout Block.  Note the masterful ear-flap positioning to maximise spray capture.


That's my girl.  *applauds wildly*  She sure knows how to take one in the face, peoples.  Yes, she does.  *beams with pride*

Okay.  I think I'm done pic-spamming y'all.  Which means.... POLL TIME!!!!!

Poll Spider Poll, Spider Poll, Does Whatever a Spider Poll Can
Right.  Now I'ma read me some fic before I go to bed. *bounces two fingers off temple*  Have a good one.