Bring Me Your Whumps.
I was supposed to be doing overtime tonight, but apparently our HR person is a giant double-overtime-booking KNOB-END of VAGUE. I very nearly dragged my flu-riddled ass into work for nothing, but Bubbles called me at the last minute and averted disaster. If I'd gone in and had to turn around and come home again, somebody there would have died.
So Congo is getting my overtime dollars instead, which means he is a giant knob-end also. Okay, fine. Congo's not a knob-end. He's an okay guy, but his nickname is at least as silly as "Bubbles". And he's getting my overtime dollars. Which is not a massive deal because I got to go to my riding club meeting after all and I'm not on the bones off my ass or anything so I should just shut up or stop taking this flu medication or both.
Maybe both.
POINT BEING. I have the night off, and all I really want to do is sit on my couch and blow flouro-green snot out of my nose and hack up my lungs and watch whump.
SO.
What shows are all you whump!whores addicted to and specifically which episodes have the delicious whumpy goodness in them and why have you damn bitches not told me about them before this?
*points to comments*
Have at it. I don't care if it's an old show or a new show or if it disappeared under suspicious circumstances two epis in and was never seen again despite a comprehensive air and ground grid search. Hell, I don't even care if it's in SPANISH. I just want whump. Whumpwhumpwhump.
IS THAT SO WRONG?
Also, chocca2, if you're reading this, your IMs are being intercepted and eaten by the wayward Angora of some lazy-ass goat herder in Turkey who is NOT DOING HIS JOB AND SHOULD BE FIRED.
ETA: You whump!whores are such whump!whores. Seriously. You bring the goods. I FEEL A GROUP HUG COMING ON. Although I note, with arching eyebrow and harsh judgery, none of you bitches has provided a reasonable explanation for why I was not notified of the untapped whump previous to this post... I R DISAPPOINT, FANGIRLS. But I loves you.
So Congo is getting my overtime dollars instead, which means he is a giant knob-end also. Okay, fine. Congo's not a knob-end. He's an okay guy, but his nickname is at least as silly as "Bubbles". And he's getting my overtime dollars. Which is not a massive deal because I got to go to my riding club meeting after all and I'm not on the bones off my ass or anything so I should just shut up or stop taking this flu medication or both.
Maybe both.
POINT BEING. I have the night off, and all I really want to do is sit on my couch and blow flouro-green snot out of my nose and hack up my lungs and watch whump.
SO.
What shows are all you whump!whores addicted to and specifically which episodes have the delicious whumpy goodness in them and why have you damn bitches not told me about them before this?
*points to comments*
Have at it. I don't care if it's an old show or a new show or if it disappeared under suspicious circumstances two epis in and was never seen again despite a comprehensive air and ground grid search. Hell, I don't even care if it's in SPANISH. I just want whump. Whumpwhumpwhump.
IS THAT SO WRONG?
Also, chocca2, if you're reading this, your IMs are being intercepted and eaten by the wayward Angora of some lazy-ass goat herder in Turkey who is NOT DOING HIS JOB AND SHOULD BE FIRED.
ETA: You whump!whores are such whump!whores. Seriously. You bring the goods. I FEEL A GROUP HUG COMING ON. Although I note, with arching eyebrow and harsh judgery, none of you bitches has provided a reasonable explanation for why I was not notified of the untapped whump previous to this post... I R DISAPPOINT, FANGIRLS. But I loves you.