So I return. So what.

Feb 05, 2005 23:35

Ok, so...I haven't posted in like forever ( Read more... )

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Re: cornish hen lover pderf_mctwait February 7 2005, 17:09:22 UTC
Ok, since I can't reply to your posts without being logged in (and even then this stupid comp won't let me), I am replying to your things here and never going back to that journal again.

Ha. I can't believe you remembered Graz's hair. That' hilarious. Oh yeah, that's why i haven't cut it yet. Not because of my laziness. And not because of the fact that i want to be able to run my fingers through super soft silky hair any time I want to.

I love the fantastically vulgar. Your turn to say something fantastically vulgar.

You hate Asians and you love to cut them you said. That's so mean. I love to make fun of people too. No one escapes my wrath. Not even the jews. The Juice. I love Massachusetts on a brigh and sunny hot August afternoon. That last bit is unrelated.

Ok, and now to reply to this very post that you replied to: You gaylord. i am not a gay Iraqi! You are! Just look at your icon. If that's not a gay Iraqi man cross dressed, then I don't know what it is!

And yes, you are completely right that I am lucky to have seen the Sox take it once in my life. I am incredibly lucky. I am so happy that my dad saw it in his lifetime too. Oh man that was so great!

Bought the iPod on Dec. 18 and 40 gigs, of course!

Send me a picture of your nipples please.

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thumbs up to the 40 gigs wiltedxbouquet February 8 2005, 11:20:45 UTC
why the double-post? you're confusing. i already responded to the top have of your reply, so i'll just respond to the rest.

and how dare you say i hate asians. i hate no one, hmph. like you, i just like to cut everyone. i was brought up that way. no one is safe in my house. we all have leather skin. we're heifers. isn't that attractive?

come tan my hide. ha.

and yur cross-dresser comment proves my point. you said i looked hot in my icon, yet i look like a drag queen? hmm, what does that say about YOU? it says you wish i had a penis tucked in my panties.

no nipple pics dammit.

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Re: thumbs up to the 40 gigs pderf_mctwait February 8 2005, 16:12:52 UTC
did i double post? well fuck. sorry. no capital letters in this one.

anyway, your whole family is made of leather cowhides, huh? that is pretty attractive. i would love to send you to the tannery and then wear you like a golden god of fashion. spanish boots of spanish leather.

and i definitely do NOT wish that you had a penis tucked into your panties. i hope that you wear a thong, first of all, but also i hope that you have a nice and beautiful vagina there for mefor when we get around to it.

and why no nipple pics dammit??

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Re: thumbs up to the 40 gigs wiltedxbouquet February 8 2005, 20:22:07 UTC
i would love to send you to the tannery and then wear you like a golden god of fashion. spanish boots of spanish leather.

hahaha. yeah, i can totally see you in a mariachi outfit.


you+above outfit=hottness.

can vaginas be beautiful?



here's your nipples pic. =)

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Re: thumbs up to the 40 gigs pderf_mctwait February 8 2005, 22:21:58 UTC
Damn you. YES, vaginas can be beautiful! Well kept vaginas are!

And those aren't your nipples! I wanted you to send me a photograph of the nipples on your boobies! That isn't so much to ask for....!

And that mariachi guy looks mini. Is he a real person? That guitar is HUGE on him. It is funny. And of course I would look hot in that outfit. Duh.

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Re: thumbs up to the 40 gigs wiltedxbouquet February 9 2005, 13:02:19 UTC
of course he's real. mariachi guitars are just big. flintstones size.

and personally, i think sex organs are a mess. they both look like an experiment gone wrong. BUT they feel amaing, ha.

umm, yes ... a nipple pic IS too much to ask for dammit.

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Re: thumbs up to the 40 gigs pderf_mctwait February 9 2005, 15:29:36 UTC
No, I think that mariachi is a little extreme midget you keep hiddenin yuor drawer and bring him out when company comes over and you make him dance for you. And then you feed him one pea from a pod and put him back in the drawer. You sick, sick bastard.

Sex organs only look a mess if someone doesn't keep theirs tidy and clean. There is nothing worse than an ill-kempt vagina. But a pristine vagina is like vanilla pudding....

And dammit why is a picture of your nipples too much to ask for, dammit?!?!

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Re: thumbs up to the 40 gigs wiltedxbouquet February 10 2005, 16:32:58 UTC
it just IS, double-dammit!

and you're right about the mariachi, you know. he indeed lives in my closet drawer. reminiscent of the seinfeld episode where kramer lets the japanese tourists sleep in his oversized dresser. i throw a sombero on the ground and make that mini mexican dance like he's stepping on hot frijoles. he's might nightly entertainment.

vanilla pudding, haha. remember pudding pops? oh the chocolate and vanilla swirl was so good. mmmm.

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Re: thumbs up to the 40 gigs pderf_mctwait February 11 2005, 09:10:17 UTC
I never liked pudding pops as much as some people did. They were ok, but they were nothing compared to actual pudding.

You are so cruel for keeping a Mexican slave like that. And a midget Mexican, no less. Jeez, give the guy an honest chance at life. You're so cruel.

And I just don't understand why a picture of your nipples would be too much to ask for, double dammit.

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Re: weirdo pderf_mctwait February 11 2005, 19:38:45 UTC
Two pieces of evidence that you might be retarded:

The fact that you like pudding POPS more than PUDDING.

And the fact that you say I will never get a picture of your nipples.

I mean what the eff is wrong with you?

And yes, I would prefer that the Mariachi sells oranges on ther amps. There are a couple places I pass on my way to work where theyhave Mexicans selling fruit ut of boxes. One is in my neighborhood, the other is along a busy stret in Bev Hills. What is up with these guys? I mean, I want to help them by buying their fruit so that they can have some money to feed their family. but who the eff are they, and why are they selling bags of like 40 oranges? I will only have like 5 in a week, and then the other 35 might go bad. Boxes of 8 papayas. Who needs that much papaya?

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weirdo wiltedxbouquet February 11 2005, 16:44:39 UTC


how dare you not like them! they were way better than actual pudding. hard, smooth, melt in your mouth delicious. how could one NOT like a pudding pop??

hey, i'm giving the marachi excellent food and shelter. would you rather he be on the freeway off ramps selling oranges??

mmm, i want an orange.

you+a photo of my nipples= NEVER

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Re: weirdo pderf_mctwait February 11 2005, 19:39:27 UTC
Double poster.

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Re: weirdo wiltedxbouquet February 11 2005, 21:52:53 UTC
i only double-posted b/c i made a typo and wanted to correct it. so i deleted it .. made changed .. re-posted .. and of course you had to reply to the typo post. psshh. "look what you did you little jerk." next time i'll be like you and leave the post filled with typos.

and sue me for not liking pudding. after like three spoonfuls i feel nauseous. there's nothing to it. it's just .. slop. but i do like creme brulee. perhaps b/c of the crunch sugar crust.

as for the fruit sellers, i have no clue. our country needs work on border control. our borders are so weak.

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Re: weirdo pderf_mctwait February 12 2005, 10:09:59 UTC
Borders is a weak company? mm... I do prefer Barnes and Noble, myself.

I will sue you for not liking pudding. You shall receive your subpenis in the mail shortly.

And you made a typo in this one, too, you know. Creme brulle. Not brulee. GOSH.

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Re: weirdo wiltedxbouquet February 12 2005, 19:10:24 UTC
book soup kick both of their arses.

so it that (sunpenis) what you call your pequito wiener? how cute.

and you wish i spelled creme brulee wrong, psshh.

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