So I return. So what.
Ok, so...I haven't posted in like forever.
This week was full of firsts. First fever I've had in like 4 years. 100.8 at its highest (recorded...it could have been higher at points for all I know). First legitimate sick day I have taken from work since...no idea. Since I had thumb surgery last April. First paycheck on the Firm's checkbook. Nice. First Buddy Holly CD I have ever owned. First songs uploaded onto an iPod. First boner, ever.
Tomorrow I will be cooking my first rock Cornish hens. It should be good. I hope. The recipe looks fairly straightforward, so it should be good.
Uhhh...blah blah blah. Ok. I just listened to Mustapha by Queen 4 times in a row because that song rules. I love Islamic prayers set against a campy late 70s gay rock song which sounds one part broadway, one part arena rock.
Now it's time to get back to work on my writing. By the end of the year I want to be on someone's must-hire list. That's a tall order, but it's an ambition/aspiration.
By July I want to be in porn, too.
And by August I want to be retired from porn.
Then I want to see a second consecutive Red Sox World Series victory.
Then I want to see you naked.
This week was full of firsts. First fever I've had in like 4 years. 100.8 at its highest (recorded...it could have been higher at points for all I know). First legitimate sick day I have taken from work since...no idea. Since I had thumb surgery last April. First paycheck on the Firm's checkbook. Nice. First Buddy Holly CD I have ever owned. First songs uploaded onto an iPod. First boner, ever.
Tomorrow I will be cooking my first rock Cornish hens. It should be good. I hope. The recipe looks fairly straightforward, so it should be good.
Uhhh...blah blah blah. Ok. I just listened to Mustapha by Queen 4 times in a row because that song rules. I love Islamic prayers set against a campy late 70s gay rock song which sounds one part broadway, one part arena rock.
Now it's time to get back to work on my writing. By the end of the year I want to be on someone's must-hire list. That's a tall order, but it's an ambition/aspiration.
By July I want to be in porn, too.
And by August I want to be retired from porn.
Then I want to see a second consecutive Red Sox World Series victory.
Then I want to see you naked.