Journalism? Hahaha...
'Sup bone-diddlies! Did I miss the song?
I just wanted to give all my players, pimps, tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks and trick-ass marks the big down-low. R. Kelly would argue that nobody has to know. But that got him in jail, so I shall do the opposite.
My dad's moving to Denver, Colorado. March 5th. He called me during SUPER BOWL SUNDAY to tell me. I was like holy balls dad, get a grip. He's like no way jackal. My job is the waas, and I'm no fag. Time to blow this jew-stand* and skat to/on the rockies (*it really is a jew stand. It's Jewish Hospital.....c'mon, this is comedy). anyway, I said damn playa. So he quit his job, got a new one doing the same thing for a different hospital in the west. And he sold the Corvette and gave back the Caddy CTS for an Audi A6 3.2T. AND with 255 hp and 243 lb-ft of peak torque, the 3.2 V6 with FSI® Direct Injection found in the A6 sedan is a model of effective, yet efficient power. I might get to drive it cross country. I'm going to blow my load in it if I do. I mean seriously, who does that.
So daddy's moving out and here I am, kickin' it on the east coast, opposite of the Fresh Prince but just as desperate. Right now I think I'm still in shock and haven't let the reality of this change hit me yet, so I'm unaffected by it. I'm going to try and let it change as little as possible, really. I still want to be based on the east coast, and I don't believe my dad is exactly trying to take this away from me, seeing as I'm still in college. I'm sure he'll continue to lovingly support my lazy asshole. I'm getting an apartment for next year for school, but I'm not going to have it the following summer. This summer I have no idea what I'm going to do. This SPRING BREAK 2006 I have no idea what I'm going to do. I'm just gonna make the best of it and shat all over someone's dreams or something, that'd be great. But no. I might live with my mom again, or stay with my sister in Newport. Or live with Pabon's family and start a sitcom where a white guy lives with a Puerto Rican family, where the only connection shared is their undying love for German vehicles.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AZN GF? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR CAMP? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR MY SNOWBOARDING CAREER? Who knows, beats me, and it's just the beginning, I would guess. Colorado's great though. I'll probably spend half the summer there and half in the LOU-LEX-CIN trifecta. Apparently no one's going to be back for summer, and that's just growing up.
Thinking about taking this job at a Japanese restaurant. I want to, but my freedom is more valuable to me. It always has been. I probably won't make much money in my life because of this demand. At least I should create some experiences with it. If I don't, I've failed. That's it for my inward-reflection, and this post.
-Steg
NEW MOTHER GAME (DEATH OF THE PIG KING) COMING OUT APRIL 20TH. MOTHER OF GOD.
I just wanted to give all my players, pimps, tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks and trick-ass marks the big down-low. R. Kelly would argue that nobody has to know. But that got him in jail, so I shall do the opposite.
My dad's moving to Denver, Colorado. March 5th. He called me during SUPER BOWL SUNDAY to tell me. I was like holy balls dad, get a grip. He's like no way jackal. My job is the waas, and I'm no fag. Time to blow this jew-stand* and skat to/on the rockies (*it really is a jew stand. It's Jewish Hospital.....c'mon, this is comedy). anyway, I said damn playa. So he quit his job, got a new one doing the same thing for a different hospital in the west. And he sold the Corvette and gave back the Caddy CTS for an Audi A6 3.2T. AND with 255 hp and 243 lb-ft of peak torque, the 3.2 V6 with FSI® Direct Injection found in the A6 sedan is a model of effective, yet efficient power. I might get to drive it cross country. I'm going to blow my load in it if I do. I mean seriously, who does that.
So daddy's moving out and here I am, kickin' it on the east coast, opposite of the Fresh Prince but just as desperate. Right now I think I'm still in shock and haven't let the reality of this change hit me yet, so I'm unaffected by it. I'm going to try and let it change as little as possible, really. I still want to be based on the east coast, and I don't believe my dad is exactly trying to take this away from me, seeing as I'm still in college. I'm sure he'll continue to lovingly support my lazy asshole. I'm getting an apartment for next year for school, but I'm not going to have it the following summer. This summer I have no idea what I'm going to do. This SPRING BREAK 2006 I have no idea what I'm going to do. I'm just gonna make the best of it and shat all over someone's dreams or something, that'd be great. But no. I might live with my mom again, or stay with my sister in Newport. Or live with Pabon's family and start a sitcom where a white guy lives with a Puerto Rican family, where the only connection shared is their undying love for German vehicles.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AZN GF? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR CAMP? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR MY SNOWBOARDING CAREER? Who knows, beats me, and it's just the beginning, I would guess. Colorado's great though. I'll probably spend half the summer there and half in the LOU-LEX-CIN trifecta. Apparently no one's going to be back for summer, and that's just growing up.
Thinking about taking this job at a Japanese restaurant. I want to, but my freedom is more valuable to me. It always has been. I probably won't make much money in my life because of this demand. At least I should create some experiences with it. If I don't, I've failed. That's it for my inward-reflection, and this post.
-Steg
NEW MOTHER GAME (DEATH OF THE PIG KING) COMING OUT APRIL 20TH. MOTHER OF GOD.