LOLOLOLOL.
Gods, I love my friends. (I'm Morgan, obv. Ally (thezombielady) is my biffle. )
Morgan (9:39:08 PM): TWO HORSES AND A BUCKSKIN FOR YOUR DAUGHTER TO BE MY WIFE. D<
Ally (9:39:22 PM): BUT MY DAUGHTER IS YOUR DAUGHTER
Morgan (9:39:45 PM): FINE. TWO HORSES AND A BUCKSKIN FOR YOUR SON TO BE MY WIFE. D<
Ally (9:39:58 PM): MY SON IS YOUR SON YOU WHORE
Morgan (9:40:07 PM): GREAT SPIRIT, WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME?
Ally (9:40:10 PM): WHY CANT THE MOTHER OF YOUR BABIES BE YOUR WIFE
Morgan (9:40:38 PM): TWO HORSES AND A BUCKSKIN FOR YOU TO BE MY WIFE.
Ally (9:40:48 PM): MAKE IT THREE HORSES AND ITS A DEAL.
Morgan (9:40:57 PM): TWO AND A HALF.
Ally (9:41:12 PM): FOUR.
Morgan (9:41:20 PM): TWO AND THREE QUARTERS.
Ally (9:41:26 PM): FIVE
Morgan (9:41:34 PM): YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
Morgan (9:41:40 PM): TWO AND A HALF IS MY FINAL OFFER.
Ally (9:41:58 PM): THIRTY
Morgan (9:42:17 PM): WOMAN, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU THINK I'M MADE OF HORSES?
Morgan (9:39:08 PM): TWO HORSES AND A BUCKSKIN FOR YOUR DAUGHTER TO BE MY WIFE. D<
Ally (9:39:22 PM): BUT MY DAUGHTER IS YOUR DAUGHTER
Morgan (9:39:45 PM): FINE. TWO HORSES AND A BUCKSKIN FOR YOUR SON TO BE MY WIFE. D<
Ally (9:39:58 PM): MY SON IS YOUR SON YOU WHORE
Morgan (9:40:07 PM): GREAT SPIRIT, WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME?
Ally (9:40:10 PM): WHY CANT THE MOTHER OF YOUR BABIES BE YOUR WIFE
Morgan (9:40:38 PM): TWO HORSES AND A BUCKSKIN FOR YOU TO BE MY WIFE.
Ally (9:40:48 PM): MAKE IT THREE HORSES AND ITS A DEAL.
Morgan (9:40:57 PM): TWO AND A HALF.
Ally (9:41:12 PM): FOUR.
Morgan (9:41:20 PM): TWO AND THREE QUARTERS.
Ally (9:41:26 PM): FIVE
Morgan (9:41:34 PM): YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
Morgan (9:41:40 PM): TWO AND A HALF IS MY FINAL OFFER.
Ally (9:41:58 PM): THIRTY
Morgan (9:42:17 PM): WOMAN, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU THINK I'M MADE OF HORSES?